summer girl

when a friend decides they’re going to catch feelings for your very serious ex (who was actively trying to get back with you,) then catches feelings for all your previous love interests….is that really your friend? what do you even say to that? @prestigestarters​

honestly, babe...probably not your friend. on a somewhat related but also unrelated note, if you ever wanna come drink or talk about your feelings, my door is totally open.

I’m just going to come out and say it- who spent thirty dollars on Mulan after they told themselves they weren’t going to pay that absurd amount of money to watch it when they’re already paying for Disney+ over and over the last month?…Because I did too and now i’m sad I don’t have my thirty dollars in my bank account still. Could have really went towards my Baby Yoda obsession. Wow…the disappointment. But anyways- hey, how is everyone doing? What have we been up to? Has anyone watching, read, or listened to anything good? I’m all for spreading new interests. Not a better feeling then discovering your new favorite thing. @prestigestarters​

okay, so i haven’t yet, but you know my ass is about to spend that. and i would spend more, if mister mouse asked it of me! now that you mention it...making me rent a movie on top of paying for streaming is a whole scam, and we’re all totally falling for it. huh. now tell me straight — how was mulan? obviously, i hope i’ll love it, but i get so nervous about classics. as for me, i’ve been watching broad city, and dying over it. such a good show if you need a laugh and some good ol’ fashioned female friendship.

Absolutely not buying any pets, always adopting. My two dogs were adopted, and they’re the absolute best pals I’ve ever had. Boo and Atticus just seem kind of lonely these days and need a new friend! I’ll ask the people at the shelter and see what they think I should do. My tiktok has nothing on it, except for my public list of likes which are, in my humble opinion, the best Tiktoks ever. My sister has already told me to stop it with the obsession, but I just can’t. It’s getting bad.

see, i totally knew you were a cool dude who would never shop, i just felt the need to say it anyway. aw, well then i’d say they’ll definitely benefit from a furry sibling! i wish you the best of luck on this quest to new fatherhood. all right then, keep your secrets (i hope you read that in the frodo voice) but send me a tiktok every once in a while, will ya? i’d love to see a jake g curated video.

 I mean your wardrobe when you are not working sounds really relaxing and I am about that. its about the comfort, right? I did, it was much needed even though it took me a while to just chill out, my mind wonders why too much. oh my, now I am craving some cereal. wouldn’t mind going out to get some. your relaxing day sounds pretty amazing to me! You’re way to sweet, I think you are talking about yourself though, you are the gorgeous one and I’m a fan of you!

i’m all about the comfort, baby, i don’t have anybody to impress except myself and my dog! i totally get that, it’s like when you’ve been tired all day and the second you want to go to sleep, your brain wants to have a whole ass conversation about a million things. aw, i’m so flattered! but really, you’re amazing. carrie diaries was my jam, and all the 80′s fashion has my heart. 

@zendaya: 

i’m incredibly grateful for all the beautiful birthday wishes i received yesterday, feeling very very special, so thank y’all ♥️ here’s to 24

Tell me about it, raccoons are a 100% squeezable. Do you want to talk about tarsiers? I don’t even know what they do, whether they’re dangerous, I just look at pictures of them and I want one for cuddling purposes instantly. Do you believe I could get National Geographic to film me going around making best friends with cute animals? Because I’m ready to give up my acting career to pursue such path.

there’s a youtube video of a raccoon eating grapes, and it soothes my soul, that’s all i can say about it. you’re absolutely right about tarsiers, it’s the eyes! so effing cute, i wanna die. i’m being totally serious when i say i one hundred percent believe you can do that. in fact, i’m signing on to produce this show, please take me with you.

 It’s been one of those days. you know the one’s that you never changed out of your Pjs for and just lounge around the house. It was really relaxing if I’m honest. I really needed this day to myself. what is your best day of self care include? a day in your pjs like me or something else? I’m Annasophia, by the way. @prestigestarters​

oh, believe me, i know those days. aka, the main reason most of my wardrobe consists of sweatpants nowadays when i’m not filming. you know what? if you took a day to take care of yourself, good for you, girl. for me personally, it’s no pants and watching tv on the couch with a bowl of cereal or something. real simple, real easy, real relaxing. hi, gorgeous! i’m such a huge fan.

What happens when you’ve had dogs your entire life, but now you’re in dire and sudden need for a cat? I swear, I don’t know where this is coming from but watching TikToks of cats have made me a whole new level of desperate. Yes, I have a super secret TikTok that I am not sharing with anyone — not even my agent. Is it hard to introduce a cat to your home with two dogs? Does it depend on each animal’s personality or something deep like that? Hello, I’m Jake. and please tell me what should I do, and don’t let me make a huge mistake or I’ll attack you in your sleep one of these days.  /  @prestigestarters​

as a person who’s been in the exact same situation you’re in now: the simplest solution is just give in and get a cat. to answer your question, it does depend on each animal’s personality, but in my experience most cats do just fine with dogs if they have time to warm up. plus, wherever you adopt from (and i hope you will be adopting and not shopping, jacob!) will be able to tell you if that cat will be good with other animals. so what i’m really trying to say is: get a cat, the universe is telling you something. oh, and p.s., i really wanna know your tiktok now.

Goodness, I’m so happy to have spurred such a reaction! I’ll be honest, mean or not, I’d gladly let them pull my hair in return of cuddles. Don’t know ‘bout you. They must be the best of cuddles. If I end up with an albino koala best mate you will notice it because I’ll smear it all over social media right away. Rubbing such event in people’s faces is half the fun.

oh, no, i totally agree. they can hate me all they want, i will still think they’re adorable. like raccoons! absolute demon trash monsters, but i wanna squeeze their little cheeks. i can’t help it, it’s how i’m built. if i were you, i’d not only post it all over social media, but i’d sign a disney deal for a franchise about you and your unlikely friendship pairing with your new forever bud.

Can’t believe I missed the congratulations. Happy birthday, love, even if it’s super late already. That’s what I’m talking about, we’re gradually getting rid of heat and slowly getting in colder weather which is great. Preach it, the most comfortable and cozy yet you can still be murdering the look, right? At least you freakin’ kill it with sweatpants on, I haven’t met anyone that pulls these off better than you do. I need a freezing home too because I can’t be sweating in my own house, that’s beyond all bearing. I get you and you get me.

aw, thank you sweet pea, i so appreciate it! better late than never, i will never say no to having people pay attention to me. i think everyone looks better in sweatpants, because then you know they’re comfy, you know? oh my gosh, again with the sweetness! what i’m hearing is that you and me should move somewhere chilly together. what do you say? you, me, long winters, temperate summers, maybe some badass matching sweatsuits to cement our soul bond?

@tomholland2013 happy birthday to this multi-talented woman i can proudly call my partner in crime ♥️ 24 years around the sun, here for many more

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