Hard-wet-ware

Wow, this blog stayed far longer than I expected it to. So, a new intro post. This is a 18+ Transformers-themed adult content blog. Adult content includes valveplug shit, occasional dark topics and motifs, and boring job-related humor. What to expect: ๑ Transformers. G1, IDW, TFP, Cyberverse, TF: One, maybe even Bayverse one day, if I'm desperate enough. ๑ Canon characters fucking each other. ๑ Assorted kinks. Size difference, medical stuff, bondage, toys, egg reproduction, weird alien anatomy. ๑ Loads of fluids. Funny-colored robot cum, lubricants and waste, seriously, it's slippery here. ๑ Dubcon, but not too extreme. Not to expect: ๑ "X reader" stuff. ๑ Straight up noncon, sexual slavery, live birth. It happens that I mostly write my own shit, but you're VERY welcome to share your ideas, filthy or not. We can just talk, or, if stars align and the divine spark comes on me, I'll try to write a ficlet. It's a text-oriented blog. I reblog awesome art at @daycaklovesart.

Maybe I could relate more with the way a lot of people perceive pop culture if the knowledge that the desire to fuck isn't more animalistic and primal than our desire to hang out with other humans, have friends, and be loved and cared about, was more widespread. I want to hit my head on the fucking wall every time I read a movie or a book review and there's some bullshit about it "tending to the animal desires of the audience" with its sex scenes. And then said sex scenes turn out to be so modest and brief that they could get my virginity back. Sweet heaven, people kissing fully clothed for thee seconds, that's literally porn, lol. And it's not about the way sex is (or isn't) portrayed, it's about how the slightest depiction of a thing most adults do from time to time is sending people into a rant about how sleazy creators are milking their audience for attention to their product by pushing on the lowliest and ungodliest buttons. (All while ignoring the same sleazy creators using the most blatant tearjerker techniques, because, ya know, you get your empathy from the god himself and your (very unsocialized, ofc) sexual behaviour from your flea-ridden monkey great-great-gran.) Maybe I'm just biased on my little porn blog. Whatever.

I've mentioned starting things being hard even if it's some stupid entertaining shit, like watching a show that I can drop anytime. The witch who've put this curse on me probably had an equally evil twin sister who gave me a matching curse that makes finishing things hard as fuck. I have something in my Google Docs that I've seen multiple people expressing a desire to have more in our fandom. All I have to do is add a one damn final line and edit it to put at least some commas where they should be. This is what truly made Sisyphus' afterlife activity such an assache, not shit being pointless and futile, not the stone being heavy and crushing his foot when it rolled down, just the pain and frustration of not being able to finish one stupid task when it takes little to nothing to just do it.

I was planning to maybe start watching TFA on the past weekend, yet ended up (reading Tolstoy and doing stupid walks for my stupid mental health) hesitating again. I hate how the fact that something was made for a younger audience can be such a fucking hurdle and keeping me from at least trying to enjoy it. Not very long ago, I've started familiarizing myself with more closely with the "Moomins" series, knowing that Tove Jansson started it as a light-hearted fantasy tale for children. And I fucking like it. But we all know how it is with TV shows. (Well, the second hurdle is, as always, my problem with starting things, desired or not. Maybe next day I'll blink and find myself three series deep into the second season, who knows.)

Double fisherman's knot, sheepshank, Flemish bend, and other fun options for plug'n'play equivalent of cock and ball torture.

One of the most classified pieces of data and the fact known only by a small number of most trusted Decepticons is that Soundwave has a tiny spike. Medically speaking, a textbook severe condition of a microspike. He's not ashamed. It's just none of others' business. (Or maybe he IS ashamed but views the reformation as a waste of resources?)

Fandom, sometimes: Live-action movies were flawed but they emphasized the non-humanness, the alienness, the mechanical and extraterrestrial nature of Transformers. Michael Bay: What if they had beards and farted, lol.

Roller's steroids elixir gives him not only a little "kick" but the most inappropriate, worst-timing boners. And it's not a trivial physical reaction to the chemicals but a full-on spike of horniness (pun intended). No matter if he's in the middle of a task, with the outliers, having a conversation—the potion kicks in and the "kick" kicks off. Most times he has enough self-control to keep it behind his panels, in part because of a firm promise to himself to jack it like there's no tomorrow later. But ya know, sometimes Homer nods.

Artists whose works manage to capture that Whirl is a pretty big guy (bigger than Cyclonus) and his body is hella absurd in the truest mean of the word, deserve my utmost respect.

"SG Rung", lol. That's Unicron, folks.

Interesting, how I often see IDW Megatron drawn wearing glasses but never see the actual guy who's near-sighted in comics and hides his disability in fear that Megatron will kick him out from the Decepticon military if he finds out.