I’m Just Here To Be Entertained

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

If you showed ChatGPT a picture with four lights and told it it has five lights, it would just say some bullshit like, "You're so right! That picture does have five lights. Good catch."

Strong Vulcan headcanon: Vulcans find Earth cusine more agreeable than they let on. The variety of available food products makes it impossible for them to disapprove of it all. Whether they keep up the pretense because of their superiority complex, or because they have a hard time pacing themselves once they start eating (they come from a harsh environment, so given the opportunity, the evolutionary need to consume as much calories as possible remains), doesn't change the fact that they also turn their heads toward the smell of a freshly cooked stew or baked bread or fried fries or cut apples and get a lil bit hungry