𝔇𝔄𝔙𝔈 𝔅𝔏𝔘𝔑𝔗𝔖

before you mention that there will be deaths in gun violence and there will be a cost statement, look fully at the interview.

imo i dont disagree with that take, because, we cant have a utopian view of the 2nd amendment or stopping gun violence, because if you like it or not, not everyone will follow the rules. i dont really care for the 2nd amendment, but in the view of someone who does, to protect the right that the usa gives us as citizens, and to let people defend themselves, deaths every year is something we can not drown out, people will kill other people, but that is a cost of letting citizens defend themselves, we cannot have a utopian view of everything.

and also, with the empathy quote, by the oxford english dictionary, empathy is "the ability to understand and share the feelings of another", i dont disagree with charlie kirk on this either, because empathy has been very much used to a point where it is kind of meaningless, saying "oh i feel empathetic for that person" is just a polite way of saying youd rather feel indifferent, i do think empath and feeling "a connection with another person's sorrow" through empathy has made the idea of the word empathy feel very artificial.

i do think sympathy (much like charlie kirk) is a better term, because sympathy describes real emotion you feel for someone who has gone through pain, i do think sympathy is a better word than empathy.

i think that charlie kirk was denigrated by many such who view him as radical, as much as some view all the right as radical, you might look at him from a view of the entire political spectrum and think of him as right wing, even far right, but looking in the conservative sphere, he was a very more moderate figure in the conservative space. now do i believe he was centrist? no, he was right-wing, but he was not as far right as many believe.

he was relatively secular to LGBTQ until 2018, he was against HRT and gender fluidity as of 2025, but he was not "every lgbtq person should be killed and executed"

he was against DEI, but typical for a right-wing figure,

he was against abortion, but with exceptions to where the mothers life is at risk, people saying that he would make children birth the kids, that falls under the exception to where the mothers life is at risk.

he was against covid, again typical for right wing trump fans (maga fans are different) in 2020/21

he said january 6 did not represent the "mainstream trump supporters"

not a troll btw i just dont agree with your opinion!!!

"probably intentionally trying to piss people off" "i am so convinced that this is a troll account" no bro people can hate on a musician "continue what theyre doing" you dont have to think every negative opinion is ragebait "oh look, im calling out a troll account, guys dont feed the troll" dude theres a difference between hating will wood's musicial carrier and his fans and trolling his fans.

Subject: Formal Apology for My Recent Skill Issue

Dear [Team / Friends / Guild / Fellow Gamers / Project Partners],

I hope this message finds you well — and better equipped than I was during my most recent performance.

I would like to take a moment to formally and sincerely apologize for what can only be described, in no uncertain terms, as a catastrophic skill issue on my part. There is no sugarcoating it: I dropped the ball, missed the mark, and possibly fumbled reality itself. Whether it was missing the simplest shots, walking straight into obvious traps, or somehow managing to underperform even the bots — I acknowledge that I did not rise to the occasion.

I fully accept responsibility for the consequences of my actions (and inactions). The ripple effects of my blunders likely caused confusion, frustration, and perhaps irreversible emotional damage. I understand if some of you are still trying to process how I managed to die in the tutorial zone, misclick the same ability five times in a row, or forget an entire key mechanic we discussed moments before. There are no excuses — only reflections.

In the spirit of improvement and not wanting to forever remain a cautionary tale, I’ve already taken several steps to address my shortcomings:

I’ve rewatched tutorials and guides (on 0.75x speed for maximum absorption).

I’ve adjusted my keybinds to reduce accidental self-sabotage.

I’ve even practiced in solo mode where the only thing I can disappoint is myself (which I did, but still—progress!).

Please allow me the opportunity to earn back your trust, one competent action at a time. I’m committed to doing better — or at the very least, doing less worse.

Thank you for your patience, your tolerance, and your ability to carry me (both figuratively and sometimes literally). I promise to bring more skill and fewer issues next time.

With humble regret and renewed determination, [Your Name] Self-Proclaimed CEO of Skill Issues (Now Retired, Hopefully)

Subject: Me Sorry. Me Had Big Dumb. 😔

Dear Team (or Smart People Who Let Me Play Too),

Me want say big sorry. Last time we do the thing — the game, the mission, the clicky-click go boom stuff — me was full of Skill Issue. Not little one. Big one. Like, “why my screen go gray again” level skill issue.

Me no shoot good. Me no move good. Me press button but wrong one. Sometimes me stare at wall for too long thinking it was enemy. It was not. Just wall. Me scared anyway.

You say “Don’t do X.” Me do X. You say “Stand here.” Me stand over there. You say “Heal us.” Me throw grenade. Me not know why brain did that, but brain said “funny,” so hands agree. Me now understand that was not funny. Me sorry.

Me promise: 🖍️ Me practice more. 🧠 Me watch learning video (even if brain gets bored after 7 seconds). 💪 Me try real hard to not be walking liability next time.

Also, me give you red crayon. It best one. It mean me serious.

Please no replace me with robot or trained squirrel. Me still have heart (and snacks).

With sincere dumb and lots of sorry, [Your Name] Certified Crayon Connoisseur Level 1 Tactician (In Training)

Want a voice memo version in that tone? Or want it printable as a formal scroll? I can go deeper down this rabbit hole.

Subject: Formal Apology for My Recent Skill Issue

Dear [Team / Friends / Guild / Fellow Gamers / Project Partners],

I hope this message finds you well — and better equipped than I was during my most recent performance.

I would like to take a moment to formally and sincerely apologize for what can only be described, in no uncertain terms, as a catastrophic skill issue on my part. There is no sugarcoating it: I dropped the ball, missed the mark, and possibly fumbled reality itself. Whether it was missing the simplest shots, walking straight into obvious traps, or somehow managing to underperform even the bots — I acknowledge that I did not rise to the occasion.

I fully accept responsibility for the consequences of my actions (and inactions). The ripple effects of my blunders likely caused confusion, frustration, and perhaps irreversible emotional damage. I understand if some of you are still trying to process how I managed to die in the tutorial zone, misclick the same ability five times in a row, or forget an entire key mechanic we discussed moments before. There are no excuses — only reflections.

In the spirit of improvement and not wanting to forever remain a cautionary tale, I’ve already taken several steps to address my shortcomings:

I’ve rewatched tutorials and guides (on 0.75x speed for maximum absorption).

I’ve adjusted my keybinds to reduce accidental self-sabotage.

I’ve even practiced in solo mode where the only thing I can disappoint is myself (which I did, but still—progress!).

Please allow me the opportunity to earn back your trust, one competent action at a time. I’m committed to doing better — or at the very least, doing less worse.

Thank you for your patience, your tolerance, and your ability to carry me (both figuratively and sometimes literally). I promise to bring more skill and fewer issues next time.

With humble regret and renewed determination, [Your Name] Self-Proclaimed CEO of Skill Issues (Now Retired, Hopefully)

Subject: Me Sorry. Me Had Big Dumb. 😔

Dear Team (or Smart People Who Let Me Play Too),

Me want say big sorry. Last time we do the thing — the game, the mission, the clicky-click go boom stuff — me was full of Skill Issue. Not little one. Big one. Like, “why my screen go gray again” level skill issue.

Me no shoot good. Me no move good. Me press button but wrong one. Sometimes me stare at wall for too long thinking it was enemy. It was not. Just wall. Me scared anyway.

You say “Don’t do X.” Me do X. You say “Stand here.” Me stand over there. You say “Heal us.” Me throw grenade. Me not know why brain did that, but brain said “funny,” so hands agree. Me now understand that was not funny. Me sorry.

Me promise: 🖍️ Me practice more. 🧠 Me watch learning video (even if brain gets bored after 7 seconds). 💪 Me try real hard to not be walking liability next time.

Also, me give you red crayon. It best one. It mean me serious.

Please no replace me with robot or trained squirrel. Me still have heart (and snacks).

With sincere dumb and lots of sorry, [Your Name] Certified Crayon Connoisseur Level 1 Tactician (In Training)

Want a voice memo version in that tone? Or want it printable as a formal scroll? I can go deeper down this rabbit hole.

Subject: Formal Apology for My Recent Skill Issue

Dear [Team / Friends / Guild / Fellow Gamers / Project Partners],

I hope this message finds you well — and better equipped than I was during my most recent performance.

I would like to take a moment to formally and sincerely apologize for what can only be described, in no uncertain terms, as a catastrophic skill issue on my part. There is no sugarcoating it: I dropped the ball, missed the mark, and possibly fumbled reality itself. Whether it was missing the simplest shots, walking straight into obvious traps, or somehow managing to underperform even the bots — I acknowledge that I did not rise to the occasion.

I fully accept responsibility for the consequences of my actions (and inactions). The ripple effects of my blunders likely caused confusion, frustration, and perhaps irreversible emotional damage. I understand if some of you are still trying to process how I managed to die in the tutorial zone, misclick the same ability five times in a row, or forget an entire key mechanic we discussed moments before. There are no excuses — only reflections.

In the spirit of improvement and not wanting to forever remain a cautionary tale, I’ve already taken several steps to address my shortcomings:

I’ve rewatched tutorials and guides (on 0.75x speed for maximum absorption).

I’ve adjusted my keybinds to reduce accidental self-sabotage.

I’ve even practiced in solo mode where the only thing I can disappoint is myself (which I did, but still—progress!).

Please allow me the opportunity to earn back your trust, one competent action at a time. I’m committed to doing better — or at the very least, doing less worse.

Thank you for your patience, your tolerance, and your ability to carry me (both figuratively and sometimes literally). I promise to bring more skill and fewer issues next time.

With humble regret and renewed determination, [Your Name] Self-Proclaimed CEO of Skill Issues (Now Retired, Hopefully)

Subject: Me Sorry. Me Had Big Dumb. 😔

Dear Team (or Smart People Who Let Me Play Too),

Me want say big sorry. Last time we do the thing — the game, the mission, the clicky-click go boom stuff — me was full of Skill Issue. Not little one. Big one. Like, “why my screen go gray again” level skill issue.

Me no shoot good. Me no move good. Me press button but wrong one. Sometimes me stare at wall for too long thinking it was enemy. It was not. Just wall. Me scared anyway.

You say “Don’t do X.” Me do X. You say “Stand here.” Me stand over there. You say “Heal us.” Me throw grenade. Me not know why brain did that, but brain said “funny,” so hands agree. Me now understand that was not funny. Me sorry.

Me promise: 🖍️ Me practice more. 🧠 Me watch learning video (even if brain gets bored after 7 seconds). 💪 Me try real hard to not be walking liability next time.

Also, me give you red crayon. It best one. It mean me serious.

Please no replace me with robot or trained squirrel. Me still have heart (and snacks).

With sincere dumb and lots of sorry, [Your Name] Certified Crayon Connoisseur Level 1 Tactician (In Training)

Want a voice memo version in that tone? Or want it printable as a formal scroll? I can go deeper down this rabbit hole.

Subject: Formal Apology for My Recent Skill Issue

Dear [Team / Friends / Guild / Fellow Gamers / Project Partners],

I hope this message finds you well — and better equipped than I was during my most recent performance.

I would like to take a moment to formally and sincerely apologize for what can only be described, in no uncertain terms, as a catastrophic skill issue on my part. There is no sugarcoating it: I dropped the ball, missed the mark, and possibly fumbled reality itself. Whether it was missing the simplest shots, walking straight into obvious traps, or somehow managing to underperform even the bots — I acknowledge that I did not rise to the occasion.

I fully accept responsibility for the consequences of my actions (and inactions). The ripple effects of my blunders likely caused confusion, frustration, and perhaps irreversible emotional damage. I understand if some of you are still trying to process how I managed to die in the tutorial zone, misclick the same ability five times in a row, or forget an entire key mechanic we discussed moments before. There are no excuses — only reflections.

In the spirit of improvement and not wanting to forever remain a cautionary tale, I’ve already taken several steps to address my shortcomings:

I’ve rewatched tutorials and guides (on 0.75x speed for maximum absorption).

I’ve adjusted my keybinds to reduce accidental self-sabotage.

I’ve even practiced in solo mode where the only thing I can disappoint is myself (which I did, but still—progress!).

Please allow me the opportunity to earn back your trust, one competent action at a time. I’m committed to doing better — or at the very least, doing less worse.

Thank you for your patience, your tolerance, and your ability to carry me (both figuratively and sometimes literally). I promise to bring more skill and fewer issues next time.

With humble regret and renewed determination, [Your Name] Self-Proclaimed CEO of Skill Issues (Now Retired, Hopefully)