I See Things That Nobody Else Sees

Because if I don’t, then no one else will. Let’s go.

...I might have.

Dor, you’re going. I did not spend all this time painting my masterpiece to have it sit in the warehouse instead of being displayed in the gallery.

Because if I don't, then no one else will. Let's go.

You look hot, stop complaining.

Dor, you're going. I did not spend all this time painting my masterpiece to have it sit in the warehouse instead of being displayed in the gallery.

You look hot, stop complaining.

It isn’t broken, it’s just a bit bent! Plenty fixable.

You clearly have never had a manual can opener before, so allow me to elucidate: they don’t bend. It’s metal. And this one is broken. But Troian breaks every can opener she uses, so we have three more. Just, uh – let me open the cans next time.

———- It isn’t my fault! We had an electric opener when I was growing up!

I’m not saying it’s your fault, I’m just saying, you broke my can opener.

It isn't broken, it's just a bit bent! Plenty fixable.