Totally Kafkaesque

went on a date with crazy guy yesterday. as soon as we got to his place he wanted to show me his weapon collection… i sat on the couch and he came back into the room with a fucking axe. then he told me he used to be in the army and i was like ”have you ever killed someone” and he was like ”yep☺️” anyway i take back what i said earlier, that was the worst sex of my life. also his hobby is larping as a vampire in a warehouse he rents with 30 other vampires lol

I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD I HATE MY DAD

this week started with the worst sex of my life and ended with pretty much the best sex

every day i think about half man

got the ick from my hookup in real time and heard my own thoughts roasting him