Britains Prime Minister getting up to things

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David Cameron lovingly feeds milk to his sweet summer love, Nick Clegg. 

David Cameron sits down for a cheeky nando’s and a bit of banter with the lads.

Following the Liberal Democrat’s abysmal performance in the recent election, the Prime Minister takes his life partner Nick Clegg to the market to buy Britain’s largest fish for him. 

David Cameron demonstrates how to wank off a pig in front of a large crowd.

David Cameron, re-elected Prime Minister of the UK, walks hand in hand with his new spouse Boris Johnson into 10 Downing street. 

David Cameron and his party rival Ed Silliband sit in anguish as Nigel Farage proceeds to give yet another speech containing various inaudible racist rants.

David Cameron desperately tries to suck the ink out of his pen after his wife put a padlock on the snack cupboard. 

David Cameron sets out to purchase some 'trendy sneakers' in a last attempt to win over the youth voter.

David Cameron venture's down underground to join the commoners on the tube and takes a selfie with a Kim Kardashian look-a-like to mark the occasion. 

David Cameron realises at 42 that he is now just Too Big to fit in the kiddie chairs at his local nursery school.

David Cameron takes on Boris Johnson to a cycling competition and falls several miles behind within the first few minutes. One can only assume that if the Prime Minister had only worn his safety helmet, he might have had a better fighting chance.

David Cameron demonstrates how he would 'smoosh a man's head together' if he receives any more stupid questions.

Prime Minister of the UK and endless ray of sunshine David Cameron smiles for the camera's during an important meeting in Europe.

Cameron and Miliband share a rare moment of Conservative-Labour solidarity and laughter at one MP's suggestion that there should be a "Nigel Farage doing things" blog, for balance.

David Cameron jokingly tries to strangle the president but Obama is having none of it.

On the red carpet David Cameron performs his rendition of Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' for the nation.