Delphin's dolphins

“Is your future wedding going to have dolphins?”

“You know what Hannah better love dolphins, I don’t think it’s as much as I do but I think she’s respecting them” 

“You should, come, let us show the world our love. Take a selfie with me.”

“And you all say I’m the dork”  He shakes his head yet gets in the picture anyhow 

“Your fiance must be a smart woman. I like her and I haven’t met her,” she remarked dryly. “Chihuahuas are evil. There should be a horror movie about chihuahuas. Make Stephen King look like a Disney film.” 

“One of the smartest.  I do have to say I lucked out.” He said with a chuckle.  “They are so evil! And what’s with the shaking? They’re always shaking!” 

“Where’s my wallet– fucking hell why does this always happen?”

“Hey hey it’s okay! It’s okay, we’ll figure this out. Hell you know you can have some money until you can find it or get your cards back.” 

“I love all sea creatures the same. Even the blob fish that nobody likes, or the giant squid that hasn’t been caught”. 

“See I don’t not love them, but dolphins always have a special place in my heart.” 

You must spend a lot of time thinking and looking at Dolphin penises. You know your stuff huh?

Well it is kind of my job.  But yeah I do know a lot about dolphins.  They’re my favorite animals.  

“It is, for a royal dog. Or a first grader,” she teased. “Shitzu’s are cute. Chihuahua’s are mini-demons.”

“I’m starting to think you and my fiance are teaming up against me.”  He said with a chuckle.  “Oh gosh Hairy is so cute.  I love the little guy.  And yeah I agree about chihuahuas, they’re just little balls of anger.”   

The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you.

Well I think it’ll be worth the fight.  I think you’d be worth the fight.  

“Prince Fluffykins? Yeah, Hairy Pawter’s definitely better. Please don’t say Hairy Pawter’s a chihuahua or something, though.” 

“I mean come on, Prince Fluffykins is a good name! A nice strong name.  But yeah I couldn’t beat Hairy Pawter so she won out.  Oh no no! Hairy’s a shitzu”  

“Why? Because you geek out to sea creatures? That’s absurd. The sea rocks”. 

“You’re right! The sea rocks and everyone needs to know!  Especially dolphins, dolphins are the best”