BETTER FRANCO

At least I’m number 1

If I could you'd all be number 5. But yet there is only one 5 and your boyfriend is well on his way there. 

No, you have to also add in toast spread with Nutella. Then there is no better way to start your morning. My God, how do you not know this, Dave??

But toasting bread to make it toast is so much more work than milk and pouring cereal. Be quiet britt number 3. Keep talking and you'll be back at 4. 

I listened. They’re nasty ass, David

You are a filthy liar, Britt number 1.

I’m more of a pancake guy if i’m being honest.

Cereal is a lot less work, man. You're doing it wrong. 

You’re speakin’ my language, man! I’ll take coffee when I’m desperate but I’m definitely more of a tea guy. Though I’m judging you pretty hardcore for making me crave banana Cheerios.

Nope. Tea is too boring too. I think you should be thanking me actually.

Ouch, Franco number 2.

WOAH THERE BUDDY. Not cool. You've definitely just fell to the 4th slot.

The best way to start your day is getting laid. Duh.

You're right about that one. I was talking about eating wise though. Gotta get the energy to go at it for hours somewhere.