touch life so hard ★

Don’t be so sure, I’m very competitive when I want. You shouldn’t challenge me. Excuse me? Of course not! I don’t usually hand out compliments just because. Also, I’m not trying to seduce you or something. Don’t flatter yourself, love. I don’t want to hurt your feelings — Just kidding here, huh. I promise you I will go to one of your shows. And if I don’t go, you can hit me all you want, alright? I know. So… are you going to miss someone? Someone special in your heart, maybe? Thank you. It means a lot, really.

Oh please, I could take you Jonas and you know I could. Well, I appreciate the compliments regardless. I remember my boyfriend saying something about punching someone in throat if they hurt me. You might want to watch out, those British ones are feisty as hell. Good! I'll give you a shout out on stage and you can blush when all the girls go gaga over you. All right, boo, that sounds like a deal to me. I am. Louis. He's sorta mine, I adore him. Hey, what else are friends for?

Not exactly. I’m too tired to argue against you, but this discussion will continue. Thanks, I’ll remember that. Oh, come on. Shut up. I’m making you compliments because I’m sick, when I’m sick I usually do things that I normally don’t, so don’t get your hopes. I’m glad for you. I’m sure you’ll do amazing. That’s right. Nothing like being on the road. I miss to be on tour, to be honest. It was just a little work, but I’m very happy with the progress of my personal career.

Bring it on, mister, I'm sure I'll still win even after you get your beauty sleep. Good. You better. That's what I'm here for. Gee thanks, Nick, are you like this to all the girls? Complimenting them because your mind's all warped from your sickness? Screweth you, boo. Aw, thanks. You better come to at least one show once I'm back in the states, okay? There's nothing better in the world, really. Unless there's someone you'd be missing which is always the case, usually. That part I can live without. Well I'm proud of you.

I hate when people call me cute. But okay. I’ll make that exception just for you, huh. The truth is I don’t know, I just can’t sleep. Maybe something is bothering me, but I don’t know what is it or why. You should always feel special, you’re special, Katy. But I’m glad I made you feel that way. Oh, yeah? That’s great. Are you excited to go on tour again? Yeah, I have been working as a producer and also making small appearances in a tv show. Nothing too special.

Would you rather people call you ugly then? I think being called cute is pretty damn satisfying. Aw, you're such a sweetheart. Hey, well, if you need to talk I'm always here. Look at you! Throwing compliments left and right! Thank you, boo! I'm blushing like a tomato! Yeah, yeah I'm super excited. It's going to be another long one, a year or so, but I'm ready for it, Nothing like being on the road. A producer, huh? Mr. Bigshot over here, remember us little people.

I never liked it. It’s too cute for me. That’s very kind of you, I’m glad not seem like a shit then. I need it, but I can’t sleep. So I’d rather stay awake talking with you than stay awake looking at the ceiling of my room like an idiot. So what have you been doing?

But I think you're worthy of it. Please? Pretty please? Hey, you know me, always got your back. Can't sleep? Something on your mind, boo? Aw, shucks, I feel super special now, man. Well, working on the tour, I set off to Australia in May, and relaxing. Nothing too special. You've been keeping yourself busy, yeah?

Hey. I’m not a spoil sport! Are you being serious or you’re just trying to be polite? Because recently I looked in the mirror and I must say that dark circles are not really my style. I’m fine, a little tired. I didn’t know you were here. I’m really glad to see you.

But Nicky is such a cute lil' name. I am being serious, if you looked like shit, I'd be the first to tell ya, promises. Sounds like you need some shut eye. I've been here for a while, yeah. I'm glad to see you, too, boo.

It’s Nick, actually. Not Nicky. How’re you Katy? You look amazing.

Don't be a spoil sport! You look good too! It's just been so long! I'm holding in there, yeah. How are you? Other than being sick?

Oh em gee, it's Nicky! I haven't seen your face in a bajillion years!

I apologize got hurting your feelings… K-Pizzle. Okay, okay I’m done I promise. Marky Funk Perry. That’s is. That’s the name that is going to make us big.

This is why my heart is broken always, because of you. Whenever I cry, it's because of you. Sexiest band in North America, I'd say.

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

That is my song sir.

That definitely isn’t my name, Katy. Funkizzle, get it right or don’t get it at all. Is that even a question?! Of course we can!

I told you my feelings on K-Pizzle. I was hurt. Now we have to add Marky Mark somewhere into the name of our rap group. God, we're going to rule the world.

Mm, nope, I kind of like talking.