happy 4/20. thinking of you john shorthouse.

This is a photograph of deer and deer can get tuberculosis.

sometimes i think about the time a kid in one of my movies recommended the 21 savage song "a lot" to me by saying, "21 savage says he has a lot of lawyers and I bet you also have a lot of lawyers."

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[whole body so tense you'd think it was a verb form indicating what time an action occurred] yeah i'm fine why

All these companies in the "AI Bubble" just need to donate their profit to charity and they'll have no trouble attracting unpaid interns.

Update: I've been informed that all these trillion dollar companies do not, in fact, have any profit.

So I just got back from swooning over Toby Stephens from 2nd row center in the new production of Wendy & Peter Pan and let me just say that his Captain Hook was delightfully silly, surprisingly touching (and yes I almost cried during his poignant monologue about wishing for Peter Pan’s youthful ignorance/having his whole life before him whilst Hook is painfully feeling the impact of aging), and somehow still smoking hot even in a ridiculous wig and makeup. The whole show is such great fun and the entire cast was lovely. I texted my friend and fellow Black Sails fan that “it is criminal for a man to look so hot at 56.” So, my life is pretty much complete now lol