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this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

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IN A ROW?

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oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

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i can’t even this is so great.

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Helen. Always a Helen.

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today’s mood: fergie’s verse in boom boom pow

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I can’t believe that it’s the 1st of Halloween tomorrow

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Imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a burger, and when you take a bite a huge metal spike stabs you in the cheek and drags you into outer space. Being a fish must be terrifying as fuck.

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What if there is a gang out there completely made up of undercover cops who all think they are the only undercover cop in the gang.

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NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

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NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.

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URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

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NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

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NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

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NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

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NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

glumshoe

Fidget spinners are OUT. The hip new fad among teens?

bog mummies

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…..what

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No really what?

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get your very own BOG MUMMIES we got BOG MUMMIES, right here right now, surprise your friends with BOG MUMMIES

it’s back to school season and you know what that means: BOG MUMMIES now with extra PEAT

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Can i become a bog mummy

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the only thing better than collecting BOG MUMMIES is BECOMING one

it’s NATURAL, it’s ORGANIC, and it’s COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE!!!

simply GO HIKING with your best BOG BUDDIES and relax into the SOFT AND WELCOMING expanse of SPHAGNUM MOSS and submit to the PICKLING PROCESS while you STRIKE A POSE

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Disney Princesses and fashion of the year they were released

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In Moana the chicken has to be told not to eat rocks. Also in Moana…. The Rock has to be told not to eat the chicken.

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omg wut iz dis

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Best school in the world if...

#this is already my school

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Who did this 😂😂

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