you are every song

"there's no wrong way to consume a piece of media" yes there is

Yeah that’s why they made Switch cartridges taste bad.

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

Shadow blend

wheelchairs should be free fuck you

You don’t get it, idiot. This AOC clap back is going to make racists develop a sense of empathy.