Gaming Through Time

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry. 

-gets into an emergency-

Burnie: …

Burnie: So let me tell you about the time I was at VidCon with Gavin and he thought somebody else was his reflection.

James would be that dad that got up in the morning to maketea but then falls asleep at the bench and lily comes out at eight o’clock likewtf james get ur head out of the sink we have to go

 Lily dressing harry in little shirts with muggle things onthem and harry having to explain patiently what a fire truck is while jameswalks him to pre school

 They have a girl when harry is like three and they call hersomething like Eleanor and lily paints the room pink and flicks the paintbrushat james while sirius tells them about his ‘artistic vision’ and remus makesfaces to harry behind him

Harry james potter being the best big brother ever likegetting her all these toys and shit because hes worried she might get bored andjust crawl back into mummy’s tummy and not play with him anymore

Sirius and remus trying to teach james how to drive a mugglecar. They get arrested for reckless driving, they have to confound the policeguy and  lily forces them GO BACK andjust BE ARRESTED because MAGIC cannot solve ALL PROBLEMS this is your punishmentGO and BE IN JAIL

They end up just getting a fine but lily like MARCHES THEMBACK and FORCES them to go into the a cell for he night like officier pleaselock these men up they are fuckfaces and need to learn a lesson REMUS I SEE YOUSNEAKING OUT THE BACK DOOR

James giving his kids a bubble bath and Eleanor is splashingeveryone and harry is playing with his little plastic boat and james is coveredin water grinning like the absolute nerd is he bc hes so in love with his bbys

Lily drinking wine straight from the bottle and then passingit to Sirius on the couch while they watch tv

James trying to do is daughters hair in braids and then sheends up crying and hes almost crying and harrys crying bc he feels left out andlily comes home and is like wtf is goin on why is everyone sobbing

Lily and james staying up at night eating ice cream straightfrom the cartoon and giggling like shhhh don’t wake the kids and james hitslily on the leg with the spoon and she puts the empty cartoon on his head

They have one more kid and it’s another girl and they callher rose or some other kid of flower name and sirius is like wowie and brings ashit ton of roses into the waiting room all proud of himself and remus justrolls his eyes like wowie sirius u giant nerd

Harry refuses to say the word ‘cat’ because sirius told himit was a swearword

James, remus and sirius getting ballons for Eleanor’s fifthbirthday like HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIE and Eleanor is TERRIFIED WHY ARE THEYFLOATING DADDY WHY and remus is hugging her and being so confused WHAT DO I DOJAMES SHE WON’T  STOP CRYING SOMEONE CALLLILY

Sirius being the original vodka aunt

James dancing with ellie and harry on the bench making pancakesand lily is holding rosie and laughing and james is spinning her around and thepancakes are burning but no one cares

Rose losing theblanket and there is a MASS SEARCH PARTY and they CALL SIRIUS AND REMUS becausethis is SERIOUS BUSINESS and rose is crying and they find it under harrys bedbecause he is a little shit eight year old and quote: ‘wanted to see what wouldhappen’

Remus swapping books with lily and they have their own lilbook club and sirius and james are jealous so they start their own book clubbut it fails because sirius refuses to read james’s period drama novels andEXCUSE ME BLACK DID YOU JUST CRIZISIZE MRS DULBY SHE IS MY FAV CHARACTER

Rose starting school and james is legit teary eyed like lookthere goes my baby and he turns to sirius who is legit SOBBING onto lily’sshoulder and she’s patting his back and sighing what precious bbys  I love them so

Elenor gets a valentine from school and remus is like???? whATIS THIS????? YOU ARE SEVEN????? YOU C A N N O T an then he goes to school and islike ‘LISTEN UP HERE ‘JAKE’ YOU CANNOT GO GIVING MY GOD DAUGHTER VALENTINESWITHOUT FIRST MEETING ME YOU UNDERSTAND’

Harry’s birthday and there is a he cake that lily made andeveryones singing and rose is getting a piggyback from james and Eleanor isswaying with sirius and lily is leaning over and kissing harrys cheek over andover and remus is air guitaring and harry thinks hes honestly the luckiest kidin the entire universe to ever exist

Rosie getting REALLYMAD and going SO RED when she’s angry and she just gets SO SO SO SO SO RED andsirius starts laughing and then the vase next to him explodes and its suddenlyvery quiet and no one is moving do not anger the small one

Remus and james trying to build a deck. James hammers hishand and remus is laughing so hard he falls into the whole they just spent twodays digging. Sirius and lily watch from deck chairs and clink glasses.

Ellie one time having to go to hospital because she had asevere allergic reaction and three males, one short red head, a seven year oldgirl and a kid who looks like a mini version of one of the older men are allpacing the st mungos waiting room and the nurse comes out and lily pops threefingers in sirius’s hand from squeezing so hard.

Lily and james being those parents who sit on each other’slaps like it’s nothing and he plays with her hair while she’s on the phone andshe fiddles with his fingers when he talks and she kisses his back when shesneaks up behind him and he kisses her on the cheek and she’s laughing andlaughing and hes kissing and kissing and oh look I’ve made myself very sad allat once