SecretPoneGuy

I don’t really like seein em on stuff they shouldn’t be. I mean, chicks with dicks to me are men with tits. Hell, I even dislike my own dick, which is why I beat it frequently...

Yeah you, . . . . butts. That is all.

Why must you put dicks on the cute? On the adorable? On the modestly attractive females in the art blogs in which I follow? I do not like the dicks that are added, and though I am not a homophobic individual, I alas do not partake in the enjoyment of the male phallus... but instead take enjoyment of the labia, of the clitoris, and the enduring yet beloved mound that are all parts of the female genitalia. I do know that these drawings are created via the request of your patrons, and as such, you must oblige, but then, I ask, why must you make alternative photos without the phallus? Can’t the strangeness of such imagery be conquered with the beloved female toy used to satisfy other females, or in some cases, males? I shan’t stop my pursuit of smut, but the presence of such phallus's makes my mind uneasy, and my own phallus soft.

I can't afford to live on my own or pay bills, so its a bit difficult to pay people who only post on patreon and show 1/10th of an image. How the hell am I supposed to jack off to a shoulder?

Of finding cool blogs, then liking EVERYTHING THEY'VE EVER DONE. And I have no idea why. Just don't mind the " dasecretpony liked  10000 of your posts" spam

It causes me to post on Tumblr.

I keep getting followers unexpectedly. ...interesting.

Feeling angry or upset? Well Just jerk off! Second Channel: http://www.youtube.com/damian Twitter: http://twitter.com/makemebad35 http://www.makemebad35.tv

butts