posted my first fic on ao3 lol
https://archiveofourown.org/works/90262326

shark vs the universe
The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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hello vonnie

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EXPECTATIONS

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
KIROKAZE
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#extradirty

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posted my first fic on ao3 lol
https://archiveofourown.org/works/90262326

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Man I wanna write some Daryl dixon dick riding but I dunno... Ugh
“norman reedus when he was younger” FUCK YOU, NORMAN REEDUS NOW. 57 YEARS OLD. IN MY BED. ON TOP OF ME. I WANT THAT OLD MAN NOW.
untitled strollonso drabble
tags: alternate universe - non-drivers, tattoo artist! fernando alonso
notes: i love strollonso? kinda? i'm very normal about them? i hope?

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Hello again. Here is an unexpected second part, here's the first. Keeping up with academic life has been tough, but writing even a few words down helps, so, here's to slow progress.
As always, thank you for reading and enjoy 💜
One and two and one again
Lance slowly slides down, sitting with his knees drawn to his chest and his head thrown back, against the wall. His eyes stay closed as he takes in the sound of the empty room.
Thanks @give-me-nando-now for the clip. I just took a few screenshots and did a little editing 🤲
i’m sorry but every time lando’s achievements get downplayed in the form of “that’s the ONLY WDC he’ll EVER GET” all i can think about is this meme
Le Mans Fernando, you are something marvelous
getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:
THE AI BUBBLE WILL POP
I WILL WATCH THE DEATH OF AI
ALL TECH COMPANIES WILL GO BANKRUPT
I WILL OUTLIVE ALL CEO'S
THE WORLD WILL FORGET ABOUT AI
hey i’m really glad u liked my post u sick disgusting perverted freak
You guys don’t understand what this video just did to me at 5am.
He’s so boyfriend
Need more Daryl x m!reader content seriously. May as well write my own if none will show up on my feed. And not just horny stuff im talking the stuff in which he's scared to engage in a relationship with a man because of what his family engrained in his brain. Please. I mean yeah some buttfucking would be nice but please.
I don't have the energy to rant or write rn so I really hope this reaches someone who can do at least fifty words of gayness.
When Tomorrow Comes (TWD X M!Reader) Part Twelve
Series Masterlist
PART TWELVE
The ride to the CDC is a long and silent one. A short while ago you all left Jim on the side of the road per his wishes, and you added yet another name to your journal. Despite you threatening his life earlier on, Daryl allowed you to ride in his truck with him since almost all of the other vehicles were full. You don't speak the entire ride, finding there to be no need to. Daryl doesn't speak either, and you're unsure if it's because of you pointing your sword at him, or if it's simply because he has nothing to say to you.
Eventually you all manage to arrive at the CDC, the large building practically glimmering in the sunlight from all of the windows. You exit out of Daryl's truck, pulling out your sword as you look around at the countless dead bodies littering the area. Soldiers and civilians alike decorate the street and their stench is quite brutal. The others begin to gag and cough as you all make your way towards the building, yet you remain unbothered as you simply look over the bodies, searching to see if any of them are still alive.
Approaching the building you all discover the shutters to be down. Rick and Shane both bang on them and try to open them, the loud noises beginning to draw the attention of nearby walkers. You immediately step away from the group, beginning to kill off the walkers before they can get too close to the others. As you slice through yet another walker, you listen as Rick begins to yell and beg, claiming that the camera moved. You swiftly return to the door as you stare up at the camera he claimed moved, trying to tell for yourself if it did. Just moments later the shutters slide open, basking you all in a bright light.
Entering the building, everyone keeps their weapons raised just in case. Your eyes search the room before landing on the person that likely let you all in. He slowly steps into the light, his own weapon raised at your group. "Anybody infected?" The stranger calls out.
"One of our group was." Rick answers truthfully. "He didn't make it."
"Why are you here? What do you want?" The man spits the questions out quickly.
"A chance."
"That's asking an awful lot these days."
Rick tilts his head in agreement. "I know."
The man steps closer towards the group, his eyes flickering over everybody, eventually making eye contact with you. "You all submit to a blood test. That's the price of admission."
"We can do that." Rick instantly agrees knowing that this is the only way you all can be safe.
The man finally lowers his weapon as he begins to head to the door. "You got stuff to bring in, you do it now. Once this door closes, it stays closed." Rick, Glenn, Daryl, and Shane are the ones that make the dangerous trip back to the vehicles to grab everyone's belongings before rushing back into the building where Dale and T-Dog close the doors behind them. The man swipes a card through the reader the second the doors are closed. "VI, seal the main entrance. Kill the power up here."
You all follow the man who introduced himself as Dr. Edwin Jenner into an elevator, and you press yourself into the corner between Glenn and Daryl, not wanting to invade anyone's space too much in the tight space. From next to you, Daryl speaks up. "Doctors always go around packing heat like that?"
"There were plenty lying around. I familiarized myself." Jenner looks around at the group again. "But you look harmless enough." Then he looks down at Carl with a teasing smile on his face. "Except you. I'll have to keep my eye on you."
The elevator finally stops and you all start to follow Jenner as he leads the way through the compound. "Are we underground?" Carol questions, a hint of nervousness in her voice.
"Are you claustrophobic?" Jenner inquires, and she answers that she is a little bit. "Try not to think about it." You all enter a larger room after that that's filled with computers. "VI, bring up the lights in the big room." A ring of lights turn on, brightening up the room in an instance. "Welcome to zone five."
"Where is everybody?" Rick asks as he notices a distinct lack of other people in the room. "The other doctors, the staff?"
"I'm it. It's just me here."
Jenner leads you all into a different room in order to begin drawing the blood samples. One by one everyone takes their turn, and once it's yours you slide your haori off before rolling up the sleeve of your uniform. You don't move at all as he inserts the needle and you can hear Carl whisper about how cool you are to his father. Once Jenner is done taking your blood he places a bandage on the area before going to place your blood alongside the others. Standing up, you turn and grab your haori, completely unaware of Jenner's eyes widening as he catches a glance at the writing on the back of your uniform before it's covered once again.
The last person to go is Andrea. Unfortunately, due to not having eaten in a while she gets a bit dizzy. Hearing that you all haven't eaten in a while he kindly shows you all to the dining room where dinner is prepared. Once again you find yourself situated between Daryl and Glenn, barely able to move as their arms continuously bump into your own from the close proximity. Everyone laughs and jokes, having a good time for the first time in a while.
"You know, in Italy, children have a little bit of wine with dinner." Dale informs as he passes a glass of wine to Lori. "And in France."
"Well, when Carl is in Italy or France, he can have some then." Lori states, only to give in a few moments later when Rick convinces her to. Of course, Carl finds the wine to be disgusting and Shane tells him to stick to soda pop.
"Not you two." Daryl states, referring to you and Glenn as he sets a glass of wine in front of you. "Keep drinking. I want to see how red your face can get." He tells Glenn after he questions him. Then he turns to you. "And I want to see you with a look other than complete seriousness on your face for once. Always looking damn emotionless."
You stare at the glass of wine before taking a small sip from it. The flavor isn't too bad, but it's pretty different from what you're used to drinking. Usually you'd only ever have soju or sake, and never enough to actually become inebriated. You're not sure what the alcohol contents of wine are, but you're quite certain you won't get drunk off of it regardless of how much you drink. Your tolerance is quite high, after all.
Your attention is drawn away from the wine as Rick suddenly begins clanking his knife against his own glass while standing up. "It seems to me that we haven't thanked our host properly."
"He is more than just our host." T-Dog raises his glass, and everyone soon follows after as they cheer. You raise your glass as well, remaining silent during the celebration.
The celebration doesn't last very long, however, once Shane speaks up. "So when are you gonna tell us what the hell happened here, doc? All the- the other doctors that were supposed to be figuring out what happened, where are they?" Rick scolds his friend, telling him that this doesn't need to be done right now and you personally agree. You may have never been to a celebration before, but even you know that this isn't stuff to bring up at that time. "Whoa, wait a second. This is why we're here, right? This was your move- supposed to find all the answers. Instead we found him. Found one man. Why?"
"Well, when things got bad, a lot of people just left, went off to be with their families." You probably would have chosen the same if you had any family to return home to. "And when things got worse, when the military cordon got overrun, the rest bolted."
"Every last one?"
"No, many couldn't face walking out the door. They... opted out. There was a rash of suicides. That was a bad time."
Shortly after dinner, Jenner leads you all to where you'll be staying. You pick a room rather quickly- one at the far end of the hall. Once inside, you waste no time taking a shower, though you don't bother using the hot water as you know the others need it more than you do. You're used to bathing in cold water, so it doesn't bother you at all. As you stand in the middle of your room preparing to get dressed, you're interrupted by the door suddenly swinging open.
"Ah, shit." Daryl cusses as he stumbles into the room, clearly drunk from celebrating. His eyes widen a bit as they land on you. You, who is currently standing in the middle of the room with nothing more than a towel wrapped around your lower body, showing off your bare (S/T) chest and abdomen. Daryl stares for a moment too long, his eyes following a single water droplet running down your skin before being absorbed by the towel. That's when he finally looks away. "Didn't realize this room was already taken. Sorry 'bout that."
"It's fine." You answer, genuinely unbothered by his sudden appearance. And completely clueless to his previously wandering gaze. "If there aren't any other rooms available I don't mind sharing. You can take the couch, if you want."
Daryl shifts a bit, somewhat wanting to disagree simply because the entire situation feels awkward. But at the same time, there aren't any rooms left and he really wants to just pass out. So, he shuffles past you, shutting the door behind him before collapsing onto the couch where he tosses his arms over his eyes to block out the light, but to also prevent himself from looking at you anymore than he already has.
He listens as you move around the room before finally going quiet, and when he takes a peak the lights are no longer on and you're simply kneeling on the ground with your eyes closed. He chooses against questioning your weird sleeping position, and instead rolls over to face the back of the couch as he tries his best to fall asleep despite the numerous thoughts running wild through his mind.
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anyone else scroll through norman’s instagram and just wonder
Some Norman pics