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thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

”#I LOVE that the comic keeps the lens on Calvin’s dad to the degree of not even showing Calvin’s excited face when his dad surprises him, #You can see the joy and excitement of the moment in his pose and reflected in his dad’s expression, #it’s a great little artistic decision, #I realized what gets me about it it’s the hat covering his dad’s head and hair so the dad just looks like Calvin. #you don’t HAVE to show Calvin! You already see him in the dad becoming a kid for a moment you only have to draw that once”

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

I think the greatest irony of my life is when the cafeteria at my college changed all the lights to blue bulbs for “autism awareness”, which fucked with my sensory issues badly enough that I could barely stand to be in the building

I was certainly aware of my autism, at least.

You turn an absolutely stunning pink and your branches are gorgeous

its funnier if laios is not horny for the monstrous

imagine him finding an underground monster fanclub like a meetings ad on the bulletin board for some awful bar he went to and going "wow! a monster fanclub! why'd they advertise here? i guess it really is a looked down upon interest" and when he gets there theyre all like so whats youre biggest fantasy mine is [This content was removed due to violation of Tumblr guidelines] and Laios just stands there shook, scared, upset like "wait you guys wanna fuck them? 😥 i dont think you can fuck living armor theyre mollusks i dont think i belong here i have to go" and going home and crying to falin how its like theres no one who understands monsters like they do

anyone could have a fetish. its not special. laios has something worse and its "guy who should have a phd but got the wrong kind of autism to survive school" and if they had online in dunmeshi hed have a stupid looking website he made with thee most indepth research on monster biology and ecology that is too embarrassing to cite so the real researchers just steal from him. he has a tab on the site named /citemeorieatyou and its full of the titles and names of research that stole his work but did not cite him and the bullets are all replaced by a gif of a monster he made up munching

i think the weirdest he gets is that orcs are NOT off the table you ask him what hes into and he tells you "a big round ass, mostly"

you tie him up for sex and then the next day hes like "could you tie me up again 😳 its way better than the weighted blanket and i wanna watch tv 👁️👁️" and that would be what youd have to deal with

to be clear hes sittin on the couch completely unhorny to watch animal planet and youve introduced him to the least socially acceptable stim toy

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

Alone is not a good thing to be <3

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh