It's just a lovely day, don't you agree?

Tha fock are yeh so happy about?

Oh, I'm just excellent at planning.

Who are you?

I can be whoever I want to be. Isn't that the beauty of a new start to a new life?

I don’t think you get it. I don’t really care if you’re the Queen of England or the Grim Reaper. You still aren’t gonna matter to me. 

Oh how very wrong you are. Your little friends to care about me. They watch every move I make -- or, at least they're trying to.

Oh so there’s people arguing about rip your throat? Well, that’s interesting…

It's silly, isn't it?

Well, your aura says both “evil” and “bitch,” but that kind of thing can’t always be helped. I’m sure you also have other redeeming qualities, like being very good at Monopoly or something? We can play sometime. Who are these people who want to kill you, anyway? And are you eating a dandelion??

And I care that you disagree why now?

If you matter, you'll hear about me soon enough. It seems I'm the talk of the town these days. At least within a very specific group.

It’s this town, tends to do that to you.

See, I disagree. I happen to think its lovely here. Cute little town with tons of character. But if you hate it so much, dear, why would you come here. I'm assuming you've been here before, you seem to know all about Beacon Hills. But you're obviously new at the moment, because you don't know me.

I love raffles! But I hate throat-ripping. That doesn’t sound fun at all. Why are people trying to rip your throat out? Is it because your aura looks like how the water did when there was that big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico?

Everyone wants to kill me. Its really quite funny. The list gets longer and longer every day. I guess it has something to do with me being an evil bitch, but that's just what they tell me. Hateful, isn't it?

Then I kill you now.

It's not time for that move in the game yet, Scott.