Death Cast Her Gaze On This Wretch And Turned Away

Asra, deadpan: Yes, you’ve been bad

Lucio, still seductively: Oh yeah? How bad am I?

Like hear me out

Nadia is drum major. She makes drum major her sophomore year. That woman is a born leader and also strict but not too strict just don’t keep talking after she calls set unless you want to die.

Asra plays the flute and KILLS IT asra is amazing with runs it’s like magic *wink wonk*

Portia is a percussionist dude. Shes in pit (if not then she’s a base drum, I can see her playing the base drum)

LUCIO IS A TRUMPET PLAYER AND N O O N E CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE like he tried out for drum major with Nadia but the band director was like “no absolutely not” especially after an Anonymous Tip Off™️ that he was sneaking water bottles for non band members and he got dropped for it for like 30 push-ups cause Nadi was being nice (bless her) and now he roams the field whining about someone being on his dot lmao

Muriel?? My boy Muriel can play the tenors and snare like no other you best bet. Also he and Asra used to have the same period concert band together and they’re both flutes. He’s great but he’s also the scariest flute player in concert band, poor guy.

Now Julian? Knowing his dramatic ass hes a wind player. He probably started off as trumpet (or mellophone which I can also see) but switched to clarinet because of Lucio. His marching technique is flawless but he beats himself up over every single mistake which isn’t good because he’s a brass player that switched to a woodwind instrument. Bad decision? Absolutely.

My mc Thalia is a pit percussionist. She can play any of the boards but she DID do a year on drumline as a base drum her freshman year and hated marching so she IMMEDIATLY went to pit percussion and she’s loving it now

Vlastomil: Wha-?

Julian, rounding the cornner: They’re talking about me! *to MC* I’m the love of your life?

Julian dancing

Julian singing

Julian eating an avocado. Just a whole avocado

Julian laughing really fake in front of lucio and walking away abruptly like can you imagine

Julian playing with fire like with candles and matches and MC’s just screaming like NO JULIAN STOP

Julian cuddling with Brundle

Julian attempting to write with neat writing and failing miserably

Julian splashing his face, leaning over, shirt hanging open

Julian washing his hair

Julian taking the first bite out of an apple

Julian putting his boots on

Julian sliding his gloves off

Julian giving some little street urchin a piggyback

Julian sipping a drink and looking at you above the rim, raising his eyebrows

sleepy julian, lying pitifully in bed, flirting but slurring badly with tiredness

julian leaning over way more than is necessarry to make fun of you being shorter than him

julian, crumpled against a wall, blushing and needy

julian worrying over you “oh my god you could have died” “julian ive already died”

julian with someone who binds and he’s constantly checking and making sure they take the binder off and checking it isnt too tight

julian worrying over Literally Every Injury

“is that ok are you hurt???” “julian, baby, i just tripped” “you could have broken your ankle oh my god”

julian being called “julie” and just.. dying. he goes all red in the face and trying to brush it off but he’s really dying cause he loves it

• Julian falling in love just a little bit more when he sees you mumble in your sleep, or with the sunlight in your hair, or unconsciously taking his hand while walking across the market.

• Julian feeling bad about not being able to bake a cake properly so the both of you bake one together.

• Julian taking his gloves off every night and remembering that his murderer’s brand doesn’t mean anything anymore and smiling.

• Julian immediately heaping a bunch of possible cures on you after you complain of a cough, a cold, or a headache.

• Julian constantly coming home with a new stray animal to take care of.

• Julian as a dad constantly getting emotional when his kids tell him they love him.

• Julian insisting on carrying you over the threshold every time you move to another place, in another country, on a new adventure.

• Julian making up the most dramatic wedding vows ever.

• Julian one day realizing that he hasn’t thought of anything self-destructive for a long time.

• Julian savoring his life with you and thanking whatever higher power is out there because he didn’t end up choosing to stay with the Hanged Man.

• Julian learning to laugh more with every day that passes by.

• Julian asking for seconds after emptying a plate stacked to the heavens with pancakes.

• You and Julian dancing to the tune of a bawdy song at a pub and laughing about it.

• Julian finally realizing that no part of what happened to you was his fault.

• Julian ceasing to cover up his eye because he knows that the plague is behind him now.

MC: Julian- err… dr. Devorak is innocent!

Julian: Adelaide- err… this person is just trying to protect me, I’m guilty!

MC: *crying* He’s innocent, please don’t kill my- err… this random doctor!

Julian: Don’t cry, dea- random person, I have a plan!

Nadia: …

Good news: This is a legit rescue, carried out by Tigers in America. This organisation rescues tigers from horrible situations like this.

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