Darling, dearest, dead inside

Crossover A series of unfortunate events x Until Dawn. “Till the End”

A tiny butterfly flapping its wings today may lead to a devastating hurricane weeks from now.

Your solution to almost every problem is a bottle of red wine.

You have a deep, uncompromising love of fire, both as a metaphor and as a weapon.

You are quite temperamental, especially when there’s no roast beef available.

You are a grudge-holding champion, particularly if the enemy in question has harmed someone you love.

You have a distinct tendency to overreact, and think in black and white terms.

You find it impossible to act in a way that could not possibly be described as “theatrical”.

You have a long history of dysfunctional, codependent romantic relationships.

You are willing to do anything to exact revenge upon your enemies including harm their children and scheme to steal their fortunes after you’ve murdered them.

If you hear the bell ring, beware. The actor you are about to see on stage is of the most impressive talent that will definitely conquer your heart. Count the minutes before the curtain rises, for tonight’s star, Olaf, will become the best actor you’ve ever seen. His ring seems to have once belonged to his father. 

— The Daily Punctilio

My first video on asoue. Maybe not the last one. Look away!

(PART 2) Chef’s Salad philosophy applies only to villains and Baudelaire orphans. I mean, the volunteers themselves are all sinless angels, but in Kit’s case it bothered me that she decided to leave VFD to start a family and that in the end when she talks about the things she lost: her parents, her siblings and DEWEY! really? Was it so bad to say “true love”? Netflix was very insistent with the fact that Dewey is Beatrice’s father and now puts Dewey as her true love

(PART 3) when in the books it was open to interpretation who could be Kit’s true love. because obviously if Kit is this perfect woman she could not remain in love with a villain like Olaf. it was even Olaf who started reciting poems when it was Kit in the books and she also made the effort to approach him and touch his tattoo. I would say that the Baudelaire mourned Olaf’s death more than Kit. It would seem that Olaf’s love for Kit is one-sided. IDK it’s not a big deal, but I’m upset about that

No one wins in this situation, dear Anon. Everyone loses. We lost out on an interesting character. 

This gets long, lol.

They may not mean to, but they do.

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn

By fools in old-style hats and coats,

Who half the time were soppy-stern

And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.

It deepens like a coastal shelf.

Get out as early as you can,

And don’t have any kids yourself.

“This Be The Verse” by Philip Larkin

- F is for Frank who is Friendly

- E is for Ernest who is Evil