one bad gloop

imagine you and your yucky villainous evil f/o watching paw patrol amvs together. problematically.

self insert postivity for people whose f/o’s fucking hate them.  for people whose f/o’s wish they weren’t alive and wish them bodily harm.   f/o’s who don’t wash their ass out of spite.  you.  are.  valid.

imagine your dark and villainous f/o asking for a divorce because you are just so sucks. jesus fucking christ what were they thinking.

can’t wait to monetize this blog evilly and cruelly

oh?  you think your SHIP is SAFE?  (grabs you) (i put on my osha hat)

imagine your dark and evil f/o adjusting his glasses and whispering high-pitched in your ears as he pulls his pants all the way up his ass and crotch saying “did i do that?”