see you at the equator

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Big fan of really smart characters who are absolute idiots

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

i am begging everyone to tune in to widows bay on apple tv. it has it all. small island location. matthew rhys endearing try hard mayor. quirky and hilarious staff. evil fog. haunted inns. amazing comedic moments. killer clowns. boogeymen. sea hags. a dead priest. episode 4 my favorite by far. i love you patricia and i want to be your friend. my new favorite show rn

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry