Further Down, Something Evil Stirs.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

First of all put some respect on my name

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.