i was born at the same moment as the sun

so it’s a wednesday night in july and you’re at home and you’ve showered and you’ve masturbated and you’ve gnawed at the inside of your mouth and you’ve eaten and washed the dishes and fixed a corner of the fitted sheet on your bed and texted your grandmother and thought positive thoughts and still the feeling comes. what then

the amount of social engineering-based massive hacks going on lately is crazy. They got uber and then rockstar. I think every big company should pay me 4 million dollars to consult for them in teaching their devs enough social awareness to realize when someone is gaming them

pay me 400k an hour to make a powerpoint that says “hot women online dont want to fuck you. that isnt real”