I dont know what day it is

I will name a child zodiac smith. The middle name will be killer. Zodiac killer smith. Notice I said a child and not mine

You cant stand backwards on stairs

My friend insists that the ancient Greeks used olive oil as lube and wont take criticism

Imagine being the one to haunt a thrift store doll. People would look at you and say 'oh that's definitely going to kill you in your sleep' even when you don't plan too. You just want a home again.

What if we never domesticated cats?

Is it possible to stretch a human into a boat

I simply want a blueberry bush