Dark Energon Cocktail

I shouldn’t be on my RP blog at work but here I am.

Coworker: I'm super into Batman and Transformers. Coworker: It's ridiculous how into Transformers I am. Me: :)

TC: You made a pterodactyl noise.

Optimus Prime: Megatron names his valve The Pit. Megatron: No Megatron: He doesn't Optimus Prime: Yes. He does. Optimus Prime: The Pit of Kaon. Megatron: Pits* Optimus Prime: He has more than one valve? O.O Megatron: Yes. Thundercracker said that at almost the same time that Opi posted it Megatron honed his skills in the Pits of Kaon. Optimus Prime: So... that's how you got so good at valve eating? Megatron: Yes. By eating my own valves. Megatron: WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD CALL A VALVE A PIT Megatron: THAT IS LIKE Megatron: AN ARMPIT Megatron: YOU DO NOT FUCK ME IN THE ARMPIT Optimus Prime snickers and goes back to fan fiction. Megatron: The Pit [nsfw link]

There is nothing to do at work. I am the only one here. I could write a report but there's only like 45 minutes until we close. I keep making paper airplanes and fly them into the recycling bin.