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All The Way Down
The Earth, as it was generally understood, rested on the backs of four enormous Elephants, the supposed “four corners” of the Earth. These Elephants themselves are, in turn, supported from underneath by the titanic shell of a gigantic turtle. This turtle is supported from below by another, even bigger turtle, which in turn is supported from beneath by an even bigger turtle, and so on; Turtles all the way down.
Nemi was the 349th Turtle down, supporting Lucius above her, and being supported by Clive below. They didn’t talk much, though they played Bridge on Thursdays, and held a Book Club meeting every other month with the four immediate other turtles above and below them. (Last month had been “Her Fearful Symmetry” by Audrey Niffenegger, which Nemi had found to be somewhat of a let-down compared to “The Time Traveller’s Wife” by the same author, which the group had read the previous year.)
Most days were spent in silent contemplation of the Cosmos in all its chaotic splendor, but Nemi had begun to wonder lately if this there all there was to life.
She brought this up with her Bridge partners one Thursday afternoon.
“What do you mean?” asked Lucius.
“Well, is this it? Is this the be-all and end-all of our existence?” Nemi replied.
“I’m not sure I follow,” Clive responded, his voice a comforting hum on her belly.
“It just seems…I dunno…transient. I support Lucius, who supports Willow and so on. And Clive, you support me and you’re supported by Constance, who is supported by Ed and so forth. It’s like…what’s the point?”
“To support the Earth.” Lucius replied, matter-of-factly.
“How do we even know there is an Earth? Have you seen it?”
Lucius had to admit, being the 348th Turtle, he had not.
“Well then. Why do we bother?”
“To support each other.” Clive rumbled, not unkindly. “Who would support Lucius if you did not? Who would I support if you weren’t here?”
“You could always support Lucius.”
“True. Let me put it another way…what would you do otherwise?”
“I don’t know. Go see other parts of the Cosmos? Discover the mysteries of creation? Learn to knit?”
“Ooh! I could teach you!” Came a cry from far below.
"Thanks Brünhilda! I’d appreciate it!” Nemi shouted back.
“I don’t know about all this. How would you even leave the column?” Lucius wondered.
Nemi shuffled forward slightly to look over the edge of Clive’s shell. Below she could see Constance, a mammoth presence in the eternal half light of creation. If she squinted a little she could just make out Ed, a leviathan of the deep infinity.
She craned her neck up and could see regressing turtles stretching to the heavens, where eventually, supposedly, the Earth sat like the topper on top of an insane wedding cake.
“I guess,” she said slowly “I would work my way down until I reached the bottom.”
No one replied; there was the unspoken understanding between the turtles that there was no bottom; it was just Turtles, all the way down.
“And then what?” Lucius finally asked.
“Don’t know.” Nemi admitted. “Maybe just come back? Or maybe discover…something. Something beyond comprehension.”
No one knew what to make of this, so they kept politely quiet, their game abandoned.
Much later, Clive awoke to a tickling sensation on his shell. He turned his head to see Nemi shuffling towards the edge. She had somehow slipped out from underneath Lucius (who was remarkably still asleep) and was, for the first time, unencumbered by the Tower.
She saw Clive stir and sighed.
“I’m sorry, old friend. But i just can’t accept that this is all there is to our lives.”
Clive said nothing.
“I know there might not be a bottom. I know I might just be climbing down for an eternity, taking longer and longer to cross the next turtle’s shell. But I can’t sit here and play Bridge and read books for the rest of eternity. That’s all I’ve ever done.”
Clive blinked slowly.
“I shall miss you, little Nemi. Don’t forget about us.”
Nemi smiled a turtle smile, and shuffled to the edge. She paused, and then slid off, dropping slowly until she hit Constance with a slight thud. She looked back up at Clive, waved, and then continued on towards the edge of the next shell.
“I hope you find what you are looking for, Nemi.” Clive called after her.
“That’s the great thing about an infinite universe Clive,” she called back, “I’m almost guaranteed to, sooner or later!”
The Earth, as it was generally understood to be, rested on the backs of four enormous Elephants, the supposed “four corners” of the Earth. These Elephants themselves are, in turn, supported from underneath by the titanic shell of a gigantic turtle. This turtle is supported from below by another, even bigger turtle, which in turn is supported from beneath by an even bigger turtle, and so on; Turtles all the way down. And if you went down far enough, you would find a turtle, dwarfed by her peers surrounding her, clambering steadily down, heading boldly into the unknown, discovering the mysteries of the universe.
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“Go Fish”
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IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
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When the humans built the Railway, the dwarves of the Great Northern Distillery petitioned to have their own dedicated branch line constructed to facilitate more efficient distribution. The products of the Distillery were very popular with the Men Folk, and thus the petition was approved.
Early locomotives were not powerful enough, however, to navigate the difficult route with a full load. The “Water Run”, as it became known, was therefore subcontracted out to Oblecs: powerful land dragons, and their riders, which utilized the special armor known as D-Machines, which allowed the beasts to function as locomotive power. These dragons and their riders became collectively known by their machine code: D-Shunts.
Ilin had arrived earlier than scheduled, and loading was not yet finished on his 30-car train. The old rider was no stranger to the Distillery however, and he nudged his Oblec over to the sheds to wait until their services were required. The dragon’s armor clanked noisily as it settled down on its haunches; Ilin dismounting with a practiced ease.
“I’ll be back in a moment, Meilyr,” he told the Oblec.
The dragon, a blunt-nosed beast which stood 4 meters tall with powerful limbs and a stubby tail, grunted in response It made its way to the food trough, its belly fire glowing in anticipation.
The air was thick with falling snow and with great clouds of steam emanating from the various stacks that dotted the mountain. Ilin tramped through the fresh powder to the Yard Master’s office, shaking clear his padded leather rider’s overcoat as he pushed open the old wooden door.
“Cold enough for ye, eh?” Gneiss, the yard master, stared up at him from behind thick-rimmed spectacles.
“Actually, these are perfect conditions,” Ilin replied, stroking his grizzled beard in self-conscious envy of the dwarf’s magnificent facial hair. “Oblecs generate a ton of heat when they’re hauling, and it all gets trapped in the D-Shunt armor. Great in the winter, but it’s hell in the summer.”
Gneiss nodded. “So I guess ye won’t be wanting a little summat to keep ye warm on the journey back?”
Ilin grinned. “Now, I didn’t say that. What you got?”
Gneiss set an earthenware jug down on the counter. It was a proclivity of his to have a sample of the latest offerings to hand, and he enjoyed sharing with the D-Shunt riders when they checked in to pick up their train.
The Water Run was never in want for Shunters.
“A little summat they’re working on up at the tertiary still.” He held up one gnarled hand. “It’s not finished, mark ye. It’s a little strong for man-folk. But I know ye,” he continued as he poured a shot of dark liquid into a small glass. “Ye pride y’self on holding yer fire water.”
Ilin picked up the glass and went to swig, but Gneiss stopped him with an iron grip on his arm.
“One more thing: Don’t chase the rabbit.”
“Come again?” Ilin cocked an eyebrow, but dwarves were never one to repeat themselves. Ilin shrugged and downed the spirit.
It was like being hit in the head with a smithy’s hammer. His vision swam and he gasped for breath.
“By Y Ddraig Goch, that’s strong!” He looked at Gneiss, who appeared to have grown two extra heads from his jerkin. “What’s it made of?!”
“Well, we learned that Qin Wayfinders; D- Scouts, don’t always digest all the fruits they consume on their flights, and it ferments into this potent brew in the beast’s gizzard. We found a way to extract…”
The high-pitched ringing in Ilin’s ears made it hard to focus on the old dwarf’s words, and he was struggling to keep his eyes steady.
His wandering gaze landed on a small white rabbit sitting on the desk, calmly grooming itself. Ilin wondered why he hadn’t noticed it before. He reached out his hand to touch it, but it jumped off the desk and slipped through an open door.
“Hey,”
He pushed through the door after it and…
…and his father was saying you can’t just ride dragons your whole life boy but he’d show him, the new dragon machines are going to revolutionize industry and he was flying higher and faster and falling, FALLING and he was laying on his back and the rabbit looked down on him and said in his father’s voice there’s more gravy than grave about you boy and, affronted, he replied well there’s more spirit than spirit about you spirit and the rabbit was growing, dragon-sized! no, not growing, he was falling, into the earth and…
He sat up spluttering, the water that had just been dumped on his face already starting to freeze.
“Easy boy. I told ye, di’nt I?” Gneiss stood over Ilin, sitting in the snow outside the office, a wooden bucket in his hands.
He fell back, gasping for breath, the cold slush beneath his head sobering.
He stared up at the old dwarf. “Not finished, you say?”
Gneiss shrugged. “Needs a little work.” He offered a hand, and Ilin took it, rising unsteadily to his feet.
“You knew…why a rabbit?” Ilin asked, head pounding.
Gneiss shrugged again. “No idea. Everyone see’s it. Everyone says the same thing: Don’t follow the rabbit.”
“They ain’t kidding,”
A loud horn blasted in the yard, signaling the train was loaded and ready to depart. Ilin winced.
“You better get a move on. The D-Frigates leave Cymru at first light. Here,” he handed Ilin the transfer papers and a small flask. “For the headache.”
Ilin thanked him shakily and headed over to the head of the train. Meilyr was already there being hooked up; trained to respond to the yard horn.
As they pulled out of the yard, the Oblec straining to pick up momentum, Ilin noticed a white rabbit crouched low by the main gate, almost invisible against the snow.
By the time the last car departed the facility, the flames dancing on the rabbit’s conflagrated corpse had almost been extinguished.
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What exactly are they extracting from an oat anyway?
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Oof, not the Deamons gang watching the Shou Tucker episode of FMA in the background, I’m fucking crying asfjagsnshsgajh
step 1: SLAP a fucking BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS directly onto the wound IMMEDIATELY to stop the bleeding
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When you have to go to the creek to get your packages
“I asked ChatGPT…”
Yeah? Well I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes on the phone, got a better answer and used way less water in the process, so…

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Me: *trying to be funny in a Mexican restaurant* ‘scuse me, senõr. You mean to tell me a Re fried this Bean?
Sitara Jaadugar: A Witch in Mongolia (2026) — 1x01
This is a genuinely fascinating anime. If you like “Apocathary Diaries”, give this one a shot. Don’t be put off by animation style, it is a genuinely beautiful work of art and doesn’t pull any punches.
Science Saru is really hitting em out of the park lately.