THE THINGS THAT ARE DEADLY.

❛ Well! After this, I shall think nothing of falling down stairs. ❜

❛ When I get home, I shall write a book about this place. ❜

❛ It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change. ❜

❛ Hmm? Oh, I’m listening. ❜

❛ Will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson? ❜

❛ I’m sorry, but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it? ❜

❛ My dear child, there are a great many good books in this world without pictures. ❜

❛ In this world, perhaps, but in my world, the books would be nothing but pictures. ❜

❛ Your world? Huh! What nonsense. ❜

❛ If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. ❜

❛ Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be it would. You see? ❜

❛ Oh, my fur and whiskers! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late! ❜

❛ Now this is curious. ❜

❛ I’m late, I’m late. For a very important date. ❜

❛ No time to say “hello”. Goodbye. I’m late, I’m late, I’m late. ❜

❛ Curiouser and curiouser. ❜

❛ Oh! I beg your pardon… ❜

❛ Whew. Quite all right, but you did give me quite a turn. ❜

❛ Nothing’s impossible. ❜

❛ For if one drinks much from a bottle marked “Poison”, it’s almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later. ❜

❛ Beg your pardon? ❜

❛ I was just giving myself some good advice. ❜

❛ That was a very sad story. ❜

❛ Aye, but there’s a moral to it. ❜

❛ What are you doing out here? ❜

❛ Oh, but that’s nonsense. Flowers can’t talk. ❜

❛ But of course we can talk, my dear. ❜

❛ Explain yourself. ❜

❛ I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir, because I’m not myself, you know. ❜

❛ Oh, dear, everything is so confusing. ❜

❛ Keep your temper. ❜

❛ Lose something? ❜

❛ Oh, that’s…quite all right. One moment please. ❜

❛ Thank you, but I just wanted to ask which way I ought to go. ❜

❛ Well that depends on where you ought to get to. ❜

❛ Then it really doesn’t matter which way you go. ❜

❛ Oh by the way, if you’d really like to know, he went that way. ❜

❛ Can you stand on your head? ❜

❛ But I don’t want to go among mad people! ❜

❛ Oh, you can’t help that. ❜

❛ Most everyone’s mad here. ❜

❛ You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself. ❜

❛ Would you like a little more tea? ❜

❛ See all the trouble you started? ❜

❛ What’s the matter, my dear? Don’t you care for tea? ❜

❛ Why is a raven like a writing desk? ❜

❛ Well, some go this way, and some go that way. ❜

You know those big lists of things people can ask muses to give their writers/artists some prompts to write/draw? Yeah, well, I noticed there really isn’t one that’s Fortnite-specific. So I made one myself!

What is your muse’s:

1. Favorite weapon to fight with? 2. Favorite POI (place on the island) to visit? 3. Favorite pickaxe? 4. Favorite vehicle to ride? 5. Favorite consumable? 6. Favorite place to eat?

Draw your muse:

7. As a knight! 8. As a cowboy! 9. As a ninja/samurai! 10. As a pirate! 11. As a vampire! 12. As a werewolf! 13. As a ghost! 14. As a superhero! 15. As a robot! 16. As a pet! 17. At the beach! 18. At the club! 19. At the racetrack! 20. At a wedding! 21. At a birthday party! 22. On a ship! 23. On a plane! 24. In the snow! 25. Near some lava! 26. In the jungle! 27. Swinging from a vine! 28. Launching out of a cannon! 29. Eating a chili pepper! 30. Eating a banana! 31. Eating a coconut! 32. Riding in a shopping cart! 33. Dancing on a golf kart! 34. Flying with a quad crasher 35. Speeding by on a plane! 36. Rolling in a baller! 37. Zooming on a zipline!

How did you muse react when they:

38. Saw a flying object approaching the island? 39. Witnessed the meteor crash? 40. Saw Dusty Depot get turned to Dusty Divot? 41. Heard the OG factories were wiped out? 42. Tried their first hop rock? 43. Witnessed the missile launch? 44. Saw the big rift in the sky? 45. Found random objects rifting onto the map? 46. Found a viking village on a mountaintop? 47. Found a desert instead of Moisty Mire or the prison? 48. Drove their first golf kart/ATK? 49. Saw the Cube for the first time? 50. Saw a big new castle on top of Haunted Hills? 51. Discovered a bunker underneath Wailing Woods? 52. Tried their first shadow stone? 53. Drove their first quad crasher? 54. Had to fight the cube monsters? 55. Saw their first rift butterfly? 56. Saw Loot Lake restored? 57. Saw the iceberg approaching? 58. Heard Greasy Grove got wiped out? 59. Flew their first Stormwing plane? 60. Witnessed the Ice King’s snow storm? 61. Saw the Ice Legion arrive? 62. Felt the earthquakes shaking the island? 63. Tried riding their first driftboard? 64. Saw the volcano? 65. Heard there were pirates arriving? 66. Saw the bananas? 67. Rode in their first baller? 68. Found the mysterious hatch underneath Loot Lake? 69. Engaged in their first Air Royale battle?

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ I didn’t know you were a fan of horror movies. ❜

❛ Who doesn’t enjoy a good scare every now and again? Especially this time of year. ❜

❛ Ritual sacrifice. It’s slightly different. ❜

❛ There’s no flying in my life without you. ❜

❛ The only person you’re gonna scare is yourself! ❜

❛ This has to be our little secret, okay? ❜

❛ I got you something. ❜

❛ I love you, NAME. ❜

❛ All women are taught to fear power. Own it. ❜

❛ Oh, you had me at boys to torment. ❜

❛ Are you going to do something here? ❜

❛ You’re a rebel, NAME. It’s how I like my witches. ❜

❛ I’m done being a coward. ❜

❛ It’s not a tornado that’s coming. It’s something much much worse. ❜

❛ The witches are coming. ❜

❛ You’re cold. ❜

❛ Will you stay with me? ❜

❛ That sounds like a dream. ❜

❛ You don’t know what I’m capable of. ❜

❛ Hi there. ❜

❛ How did you get in here? ❜

❛ You’re only supposed to start missing things after you’ve said goodbye to them, right? ❜

❛ Just promise me you’ll be careful. ❜

❛ Can we take a rain check? ❜

❛ I don’t want to lose you, too. ❜

❛ That wasn’t so bad in the end. ❜

❛ And what time will we be spell-casting? ❜

❛ They would be so proud of you. ❜

❛ Everything has a price. ❜

❛ So dramatic. ❜

❛ I’m dying for a warm buttermilk bath. And a plate of macaroons. ❜

❛ I can get behind that. ❜

❛ I can see things, things I shouldn’t be able to. ❜

❛ You’re a terrible liar. ❜

❛ I’m so sorry. ❜

❛ You have to go. ❜

❛ You’ve done enough. ❜

❛ You lied to me. You did the one thing I told you not to do. ❜

❛ We have a big problem! ❜

❛ I’ve done something rather impulsive. ❜

❛ The best and worst things  happen in the shadows. ❜

❛ You changed your hair. ❜

❛ What if we start over? ❜

❛ I don’t think that’s such a good idea. ❜

❛ I don’t know if it’s safe for me to be around you. ❜

❛ I love you too much to risk anything bad happening to you. ❜