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It is April, and so I thought I’d paint these gal pals enjoying the sound of soft hopping.
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In The Music
dark-owl-michelle:
whatsinamultiverse:
The town on the border between kingdoms, nestled in a forest that was rumored to contain ghosts, spirits, and monsters–locally referred to only as the Neighbors–was just large enough to support itself. There was a blacksmith, a baker, a cobbler and a tailor, and most importantly, a tavern with attached inn. The people there survived largely via hunting and fur trade, exchanging the resources of the forest for what they could not grow or make for themselves. Traders passed through often enough, despite the wood’s reputation, as the kings on either side of the vast expanse of trees had formed a truce, seeking to strengthen both their rules. And so the tavern that evening was packed, and the inn full up. A young woman, maybe seventeen years of age, was standing on a platform near the fire, entertaining the crowd with lively songs played on her hurdy gurdy. She was quite skilled, and something about her music lifted the spirits of everyone who listened: worries melted away, replaced by a warm joviality that inclined one to be kind to others. There was a rousing applause when the woman finished playing, and after a bow and many flourishes, she worked her away across to the bar to order a drink. “You’re new in town,” she said, grinning at the person beside her. “Like, new, new, never seen you before. How’d you like the music?”
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“I’ve heard better,” the stranger replied with a shrug. “But not recently.”
She took a swig of her drink, glancing toward the instrument. “How long’ve you been playing?”
The minstrel snorted as she accepted her drink from the barmaid. “Gurdy’s been with me seven years now,” she answered, “but I started down this path with a panflute when I was but five years old. Do you play anything?”
“Nah, too much like, boring practice and stuff. I can make sounds on flutes and strings and stuff, but. Never bothered going professional or anything.”

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“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!” - desertbluffs-intern-vanessa
“I didn’t- Don’t think I did that? I mean it’s very possible, my bitchiness knows no bounds, but I feel like I’d remember fucking up your hair.”
Vanessa pushed her fringe back, revealing a gross green-tan streak of curls. “It was supposed to be pink!” she said, her voice a high-pitched squeak. “You did a test streak when we met up last week!? How am I supposed to cover it up!?!?!”
“I’m sure you’ll find a way. Besides, I’ve had to live through worse hair disasters, it’ll be good for you to learn how to deal.”
“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!” - desertbluffs-intern-vanessa
“I didn’t- Don’t think I did that? I mean it’s very possible, my bitchiness knows no bounds, but I feel like I’d remember fucking up your hair.”
Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme
“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
“I’m not afraid to die!”
“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
“I think I can handle it.”
“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”
“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
“No more killing. It has to stop!”
“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
“Smile so we can make a good impression.”
“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“Leave before it gets dark.”
“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.”
“A heart’s a heavy burden.”
“Please! You must stop!”
“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”
“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
“I didn’t want them to kill you.”
“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
“That was the night I died.”
“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
“You don’t remember your name?”
“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
“She never woke up again.”
“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
“There’s a demon inside you.”
“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
“Everyone fears their own mortality.”
“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
“Why did you stop me from killing her?”
“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.”
“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
“Tell me while you’re still alive!”
“This is a tomb for the both of us.”
“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
“What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
“HAM!”
In The Music
The town on the border between kingdoms, nestled in a forest that was rumored to contain ghosts, spirits, and monsters–locally referred to only as the Neighbors–was just large enough to support itself. There was a blacksmith, a baker, a cobbler and a tailor, and most importantly, a tavern with attached inn. The people there survived largely via hunting and fur trade, exchanging the resources of the forest for what they could not grow or make for themselves. Traders passed through often enough, despite the wood’s reputation, as the kings on either side of the vast expanse of trees had formed a truce, seeking to strengthen both their rules. And so the tavern that evening was packed, and the inn full up. A young woman, maybe seventeen years of age, was standing on a platform near the fire, entertaining the crowd with lively songs played on her hurdy gurdy. She was quite skilled, and something about her music lifted the spirits of everyone who listened: worries melted away, replaced by a warm joviality that inclined one to be kind to others. There was a rousing applause when the woman finished playing, and after a bow and many flourishes, she worked her away across to the bar to order a drink. “You’re new in town,” she said, grinning at the person beside her. “Like, new, new, never seen you before. How’d you like the music?”
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“I’ve heard better,” the stranger replied with a shrug. “But not recently.”
She took a swig of her drink, glancing toward the instrument. “How long’ve you been playing?”
LIKE OR REBAGEL OR DROP ME AN ASK FOR AN AU IN WHICH THE PANAS TRIPLETS ARE HALF-FAE.
I’ve got a whole thing worked out for them just hit me up and I’ll write you up a starter~

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11, 21, 30
Angst questions
11. What are your character’s coping mechanisms?Mostly just trying not think. Either by distracting herself with music or complaining about people or by drinking, Michelle’s ways of dealing with stuff are mostly all about not thinking about whatever is bothering her.
21. Does your character have anyone that they really care about, to the point that they would give their life for them? If so, who are they and what is your character’s relation to them? If not, do they wish they did? Is there anyone they wish they could build such a relationship with?Maureen. No question about it, Michelle hates most people but Maureen she cares more about than anything. Her other friends, maybe. Depending on the situation. But Maureen she wouldn’t even hesitate to sacrifice herself for.
30. What makes them feel safe or secure? What makes them feel insecure or unsafe?Well, again, Maureen. Also being in the store, as long as there aren’t any customers, helps quite a bit. If she’s in the store with Maureen, that’s just about the safest she could ever be.People are often anxiety-inducing, part of the reason she hates people is she never quite knows what to do around them. Big open places are also not great, say outside of the town when it just turns into huge unending desert. She tries to avoid that as much as possible.
Angst questions
Yeah so um I decided to make an oc ask meme based around angst. Some of these I came up with myself, others are from other ask memes and I just picked the angsty ones so here goes:
1. What’s one experience your character had that made them very afraid?
2. Does your character have a deep and/or dark secret? If so, what is it?
3. Have they ever lost a loved one? What happened to them, and are they the same as they were before they lost them?
4. Has your character ever been hurt or betrayed by someone they thought they could depend on? What happened?
5. Would they ever turn on someone they just met in order to save themselves?
6. Have they ever committed a crime, or something they felt was wrong? What was it?
7. If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would it be and why?
8. Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?
9. Is the character a victim of abuse?
10. What were the character’s parents like? What was the affect the parents had on the character?
11. What are your character’s coping mechanisms?
12. Do they like to suffer? Like to see other people suffering?
13. What does it take to make your character cry?
14. What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?
15. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?
16. What are your character’s vices and bad habits?
17. Is your character afraid of death? Why/why not?
18. Would society call your character a good guy or a bad guy? what would they say they are?
19. What is your character insecure about?
20. What was something they struggled with greatly and how did they overcome it?
21. Does your character have anyone that they really care about, to the point that they would give their life for them? If so, who are they and what is your character’s relation to them? If not, do they wish they did? Is there anyone they wish they could build such a relationship with?
22. If they could change just one thing about themselves, what would it be?
23. Is your character more physically or emotionally strong? Why is this?
24. What is your character’s most important possession? Why?
25. Do they find that they care what others think of them? Or do they not really mind how others view them?
26. What, in your character’s life, puts the most pressure on them?
27. What would be the worst way to die, in your character’s opinion?
28. What is your character’s greatest strength?
29. What is their weapon of choice, and what weapon do they dislike using the most?
30. What makes them feel safe or secure? What makes them feel insecure or unsafe?
Supernatural — Pilot {Sentence Starters}
“Take me home.”
“Whoa, easy, tiger.”
“Hold me. I’m so cold.“
“No. Not normal. Safe.“
“You smell like a toilet.“
“We’ve got work to do.”
“I can never go home…“
“No chick-flick moments.“
“Yeah, well, I don’t want to.“
“You’re such a control freak.“
“Get a move on, would you?“
“You’re scared to go home…“
“Don’t talk about her like that.“
“We were raised like warriors.“
“You scared the crap out of me!“
“No, seriously. I’m proud of you.“
“I’m not unfaithful. I’ve never been!“
“Stay back. You have to stay back.“
“What, I gotta go through this twice?“
“We save a lot of people doing it, too.“
“Is this about your dad? Is he all right?“
“I swore I was done hunting. For good.“
“All right, all right, it’s not that big a deal.“
“You’re really serious about this, aren’t you?“
“No, no, no, I wouldn’t dream of it. Seriously.“
“If I’d have called, would you have picked up?”
“Come on. It wasn’t easy, but it wasn’t that bad.“
“Just stop for a second… You sure you’re okay?“
“Why do you have to talk to the police like that?“
“You did have another one just like this, correct?“
“You know, we made a hell of a team back there.“
“I mean, maybe… maybe I made some mistakes.“
“No. I’m not like you. This is not going to be my life.“
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.“
“So, angry spirits are born out of violent death, right?“
“He said he would call me right back, and… he never did.“
“We were supposed to be there, like, fifteen minutes ago.”
“It’s a ghost story. Well, it’s more of a phenomenon, really.“
“Really powerful. I mean, if you believe in that kind of thing.“
“You know, a girl like you really shouldn’t be alone out here.“
“No, whatever you want to say, you can say it in front of her.“
“Now, you get the hell out of here! And you don’t come back!“
“I’m not sure you realize just how much trouble you’re in here.“
“You fellas had another one like this just last month, didn’t you?“
“They don’t really know what’s going on. We’re all alone on this.“
“What were you thinking shooting Casper in the face, you freak?“
“Hey. Everything’s going to be okay. I will be back in time, I promise.“
“He was missing then, too. He’s always missing, and he’s always fine.“
“You’re staying right here till you tell me exactly what the hell that means.“
“You know, I gotta tell you. You are completely out of my brother’s league.“
“I was nine years old! He was supposed to say, don’t be afraid of the dark.“
“What are you talking about? Nobody even lives here… Where do you live?“
“Well, that is exactly the kind of crack police work I’d expect out of you guys.“
“We talking, like, misdemeanor kind of trouble or, uh, squeal like a pig trouble?“
“You can’t just break in, middle of the night, and expect me to hit the road with you.“
“You know, in almost two years I’ve never bothered you, never asked you for a thing.“
“That was about three weeks ago. I hadn’t heard from him since, which is bad enough.“
“So, what are you gonna do? You’re just gonna live some normal, apple pie life? Is that it?“
“Does _____ know the truth about you? I mean, does she know about the things you’ve done?“
“I’m gonna grab a little something to eat in that diner down the street. You want anything?“
“You can pretend all you want, but sooner or later you’re going to have to face up to who you really are.“
“Don’t be afraid of the dark? Are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark. You know what’s out there.”
wow its been like a year since i started getting burned out and fell out of this. but now im better and i wanna get back into writing so rp can definitely be a good way to do that. so hi im gonna try to ressurect michelle and rachel now?
quick notes on things bc i have Thoughts on background stuff: -im changing up a lot of michelle’s backstory; the idea of her founding dark owl at thirteen seemed fine but really just complicates everything and. since shes seeming about late teens/early twenties in the first mentions of her but then now is dating or not dating idr if theyve changed labels maureen who was a intern which seems to imply young-ish, which was one of the big reasons i stuck her at 18 when i started, i have decided shes one of those people, like Jackie Fierro and Earl Harlan, that has been nineteen for a Very Long Time (thank to @sheriffofthesecretpolice for that idea its so good i love it), shes nineteen now, she was nineteen when she and Maureen saved Night Vale with the power of Beyoncé, she was nineteen when she wore her Iconic outfit in fashion week first time she was mentioned, and she was nineteen when she founded Dark Owl, however long ago that is -mainverse shes with Maureen ( @exinternmaureen being the only Maureen i know of but if anyone wants to do things please lmk), i do remember at least one verse where she dated @desertbluffs-intern-vanessa and im always open to shipping, just. main is maurchelle -the Delia incident, fae kidnapping by Puck, and getting better at being nice with Lucy’s help, all happened. the latter giving credence to the thing in a recent episode (i think one of the e-gemony’s) where she was blasting music she loved from the speakers. anything with her parents and Thuy is not the case (tho im open to continuing any threads with them, and bad parents will probably be the default assumption for aus) -Rachel is, as Michelle’s double, of course also stuck at nineteen. she was still bought up by Strex and pretended to be strexy for her own safety, but no longer at the threat of her parents deaths as they are now. out of the picture.
So thats it im gonna try coming back if any of you wanna get back into old threads or do new ones please hit me up id love to reconnect!!
I’m very into Intern Maureen these days

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