practically royal

Teddy: Not everything on the internet is true. Scorpius: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?

Bellatrix: There isn't anything you can say to stop me! Regulus: Oh yeah? What if I said ... blargen fediddle no-hip? Bellatrix: Bellatrix: Well I'll admit, that slowed me down.

Teddy: Good afternoon and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings, we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperatures lower than thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit or zero degrees Celsius. Delphi: Ride by on roller skates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue. Teddy: Motion passed, council adjourned.

Charlie: If I was the last person on Earth, would you date me? Tonks: Char... If you were the last person on Earth, I wouldn’t exist.

Teddy: You bought us gifts? Delphi: Oh, I wouldn’t say bought exactly… I obtained.

Sirius: He's like the dad I never had. James: You don’t have a dad? Sirius: I mean I do, but he sucks.

Snape: I understand that we'll probably never be friends. Regulus: You can leave out the "probably".

Andromeda: Have you made a dent in your reading list? Tonks: I finished it! Andromeda: You read eleven books? Tonks: I read the list.

Draco: Mum! That boy hit me! Narcissa: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit him back!