instigation starters
for those muses who just love to pick fights!
â what did you just say to me? â
â what did you just call me? â
â are you trying to start a fight? â
â did you⌠did you just unfriend me? â
â i donât have time for this. â
â youâre the reason i drink at night. â
â why do you always have to be mister perfect? â
â you never listen to me! â
â what are you gonna do about it? â
â say that again. i dare you. â
â [name] doesnât act like this. â
â why donât you get a real job? â
â youâve always gotten everything you wanted. â
â this might not be important to you, but itâs important to me. â
â are you really giving me the silent treatment right now? â
â you have no business talking to anybody like that. â
â i respect your opinion. itâs wrong, but i respect it. â
â why do you always do this?! â
â you arenât the center of the universe. â
â i mean, you kinda deserved that one. â
â do i have to do everything around here? â
â i never said you were stupid. not out loud. â
â iâm not trying to start a fight! â
â not everybody has it all. â
â you are literally infuriating to be around. â