im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

not to be autistic but i wish i could purr because conveying the fact that i feel positive takes so much energy. i could just make Chest Sound

whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

"kill them with kindness" Wrong. Poseidon's curse 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🐳🌊🐳🐳🌊🐳🌊🐳🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access

i’m not a girl i’m not a boy i’m like. a playstation 2

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

From what

nobody would be able to stop me

beautiful women named excessive heat warning keep messaging me