Dagrons House of Stupidity and Lies

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you cry while you eat it

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

Brazzers let their guest watch only 30 seconds of their videos, jokes on them it’s more than enough.

Are Medusa’s pubes also snakes??

My brain seems to think that anyone I find attractive is too good for me and anyone attracted to me must be insane

What if Mr. Clean is actually a skinhead whose version of clean is really just ethnic cleansing?

No one man should have all that power

this is the only reason why i became a musician

The older I get, the creepier I feel about still being attracted to 18 year old girls

Imagine when you died, you woke up sitting in a circle with a bunch of aliens, you’re holding a bong, and one alien excitedly asks, “How was it man?”

I think it’s time to get out of the shower.

new seth rogen feature

Right now, there may be an entire alien race thinking, “Fuck, they found us”.

Being horny while you’re sick is just your body telling you to reproduce before you die.