Daren So Fab

do dogs know that they’re cute?

There’s no such thing as “pepperoni” in Italy, even though it is a corruption of the Italian word “peperoni” (sweet peppers). The most similar Italian food is “salame piccante” (spicy salami).

Then how do i order a pepperoni and pineapple pizza next time I’m in Italy?

@tedywestside your pepperoni pizza is “pizza con salame piccante” and pinapple pizza is “ho bisogno di andare in chiesa a confessare i miei peccati pizza”

one of my best skills is being able to tell which download button is the actual download button

fucking incredible

I like to rœck oöt

me on a first date

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost