-Dany-

If u won’t fuck me in the bathroom real quick during a family dinner at your parents house, u not the one for me

There’s nothing better than showering and putting on an oversized t-shirt and then crawling into a bed with fresh sheets.

Just wanna be alone, but with you. 

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

hes a bottom

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesn’t break out the strap on every night

nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. i’m so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all

Just wanna fuck the same person in different hotels in different countries

The person I needed the most taught me I don’t need nobody.

I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break