Alina

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Diana: World domination.

Y/n: That's a bit ambitious.

Diana: You are my world.

Y/n: Aww...

Diana:

Y/n:

Diana:

Y/n: OH.

Diana: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Y/n: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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Diana: Is something burning?

Y/n, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

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Diana: Is something burning?

Y/n, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

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Natasha: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Y/n: Roses, why?

Natasha:

Y/n: Were you going to get me flowers?

Natasha:

Y/n:

Natasha: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Y/n: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Peter: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Y/n: Stop.

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Natasha, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Tony, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Y/n, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Clint , appalled: Call the exorcist.

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Peter: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Y/n : I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Ned: I got distracted halfway through.

MJ: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Peter: Where's y/n?

Clint : Don't worry, I'll find them.

Clint, shouting: peter sucks!

Y/n, distantly: peter is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Clint : Found them.

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*Trying to cheer y/n after a break up*

Natasha: You broke up with Peter for a reason.

Y/n: I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing him. Tired of wondering why he hasn't called. Why hasn't he called?

Natasha: Maybe because you told him not to.

Y/n: What are you, the Memory Person?

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Thor: *sees y/n and peter together*

Thor: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Tony: You mean... you ship them?

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*The avengers when they drop food on the floor*

Bucky: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Sam : Five second rule!

Thor: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Scott: *Sobs on the floor*

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Kate & y/n in the back of Clint's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Clint: We have food at home.

Clint: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Kate & y/n: YAYYYYYY!

Clint: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

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Steve : You know you can die from that, right?

Natasha: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Tony: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

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Y/n : I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Newt : And you came to me?

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Y/n, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Minho: *half asleep* y/n , this is a King-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the King.

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Newt: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Y/n : You and me!

Newt : *tearing up* Ok.

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Y/n : Alright, listen up you little shits.

Y/n : Not you Chuck. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Minho: Life is like y/n. It's short.

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Gally : What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

Y/n: Um, make lemonade?

Gally : No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

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Minho: I failed my safety training course today.

Y/n : Why, what happened?

Minho : Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Y/n : And?

Minho : Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Thomas: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Gally : We’re not friends.

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Paul: Relationships should be 50/50. Y/n cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Y/n : I have a problem.

Leah : Kill it.

Y/n : Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Seth : I owe you one.

Y/n : That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Y/n : Sam , we tried things your way.

Sam: No, we didn't.

Y/n: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Y/n : You're drinking orange juice

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Y/n: What is your favourite mythical story?

Peter: The Story Of My Will To Live.

Y/n: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

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Stephen: How many children do you have?

Tony: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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Peter: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Tony : I'm gonna tell him .

Stephen: Don't you dare.

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Y/n: Here's two facts about me.

Y/n: 1. I hate hot people.

Y/n: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

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Natasha : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Y/n : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Natasha : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Y/n: Is it working?

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Y/n : I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Natasha : That's great, y/n . Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Wanda: *is hugging Y/n*

carol: Hey! It's my turn to hug Y/n!

Carol: *grabs y/n*

Natasha: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

Wanda: No, It's still my turn!

Y/n: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Carol: But we need the moral support!

Wanda: And you're small! Which is cute!

Natasha: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.

Y/n: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

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Y/n: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Peter : Oh. We're going out?

Y/n: Wh...

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Harry : Wow...

Y/n: *blushes* Haha... what?

Harry : You're really fucking blurry.

LOVE IS LOVE!!!!

I hope someday we will live in society where everyone is accepted and loved !! Be yourself!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Y'all ? This is heaven, MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE ❤❤❤❤

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Y/n: I think we should kiss.

Jane: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Demetri: Love makes people do stupid things.

Y/n: I love everything!

Jane: That explains a lot.

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Felix: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Y/n: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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Y/n: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Felix: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Y/n: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?

Caius: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.

Y/n: Yeah, that's the point shithead!

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Y/n: Demetri, you love me, right?

Demetri: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Demetri: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Y/n: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Demetri: Yes.

Y/n: I'd sleep.

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Y/n: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Alec: I wrote you a poem.

Y/n, already crying: You did?

Jamie Campell finally got recognition , love him💞🤩

His old fans rn :

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Y/n : Life could be worse, peter .

Peter : Life could be a lot better too!

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Peter : Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Y/n : Go the fuck to sleep Peter .

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Y/N : You are an absolute fucking dork.

Peter, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Y/n : *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

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Peter , admiring a sleeping Y/n : You’re so cute.

Y/n , sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Peter , lovingly: I know

Y/n : I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Wanda : I said within reason, Elene . How about I murder that guy?

Y/n : So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Wanda: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Y/n : *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Natasha: ...Yes, actually.