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every season the evilest vampire gets to rock a cunty little bob. last season lestat got the bob, now it's armands turn. heavy is the head that wears the cunty little bob
On the hunt
Tip jar
family gathering at da varga residence ........ jimmy is foul for wanting to make out in front of pop pop and nacho (they cringed) he also was the one who brought the cursed fruitcake. everybody hated it <3
plus cute nachohannah moment <3 <3 <3 <3 LOVE IS REAL

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Homesick again
Looking at my old neighborhood on maps and where we’d go, the small spots near the farms that seemed so off the map. And I miss it knowing things will never be the same again
Maggie reborn 🐉☄️🌟
i might clean these up, idk
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Hello there!! I really enjoyed your "what makes them soft/what gets them hard" headcanons for Dethklok. I was wondering if you could write a similar thing for Charles? If you're comfortable taking that request, that is. If not, feel free to ignore. I love your blog!
OHHHH BOYYYYY
So Charles isn’t in my “men to simp for” Radar, as much as I love him as a character and I don’t think I would ever write anything like that on my own-
BUT YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IM GONNA TRY also you seem like such a sweetheart so I have to
Charles Offdensen
What makes him soft 💘
Charles is, obviously, a very busy man. All day, everyday, work work work. His hands are usually full, signing away at documents, shaking hands to confirm business deals, fidgeting nervously while he discusses finances. So it means a lot when you gently stop what he’s doing and take the time to kiss his hands. Graze your lips over his knuckles and fingertips, he’ll be entranced by the sentiment. Even if you let go to let him continue whatever he was doing, he’ll be thinking about it for at least an hour.
He really likes being sung to. The only music he listens to nowadays is death metal (usually Dethklok’s) which obviously includes a lot of screaming, growling, and heavy instrumentals. He says it ‘puts him in the brutal mood’ for whatever Dethklok is going pursue next. But, despite this, his favorite type of music is listening to your heartbeat while you quietly sing or hum. Doesn’t matter what song, doesn’t matter how good you are. Please let him place his head on your chest and just sing for him.
Basically the opposite of Toki’s Charles is a serious, uptight, no-fun business man. Everyone calls him Mr. Offdensen, Dethklok gets the privilege of using his first name and occasionally robot, and only you can use any sort of pet name. Use it to your advantage, it’s so funny how dry he is to your dumb names, and despite seeming indifferent, he really does love the silliness of it.
“Hey there, my adowable, wittle pookie-bear muffin boy!”
“Hello Y/N.”
The thought of a room full of government officials and businessmen having to watch this display while holding back the cringe is so funny to me holy shit.
Whats gets him hard ❤️🔥
I’m gonna repeat again; Charles is busy. As much as he cares about you, he hardly has time for your relationship and is simply trying is best. Sex is barely ever on his mind. Until it is all that’s in your mind and you let him know. Seeing you needy and wanting him, hanging onto him, tugging at his tie, trying to pull him away from his work is the quickest way to get him hot and bothered. He just hasn’t considered being so desired before and it makes him crazy to watch you act like that for him.
Continuing that, when the two of you are in public and you suddenly get all touchy with him. Grazing his thigh, kissing his neck, running your hands in his hair. He knows that he should be above this and tell you to stop, but he really does love how shameless it is and how good it feels. He’s usually the most economically and socially powerful person in any room he’s in, so no one’s gonna tell him to quit on on the PDA anyway. If you’re lucky, he’ll pay you back for it at home. If you’re really lucky, he’ll drag you off into a nearby bathroom or closet. If you’re unlucky, well…
Is he a mean lover? No. Charles is very attentive and mindful of your needs. He’s going to constantly affirm with you that he’s doing the right thing. How selfless of him. But once that is all done and taken care of and he understands your limits…oh my god he wants to see you cry so badly. He just loves seeing you whine and squirm, your pretty face leaking tears for him. Of course he’ll be nice enough to kiss your tears away and praise you for how good you’re being, but that doesn’t mean he’ll stop.

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Feeling unheard so I just choose not to speak but deep down I still want to be heard but I know I won’t be so-
I made something for me, and now it's also for you, too! I traced this locket which appears briefly on S04E01 "Fanklok".
Go on. Put your faves in it. Put your (self)ships in there. Put your Metalocalypse OCs in there. Tag me if you do. I wanna see.
I’m burning out
I’d love to say that I’ll just talk about myself more to counter the irritation I feel when people talk about themselves all the time, but the times I have taken that risk I get borderline ignored so it’s like pointless. Which also makes sense why I get irritated by people talking about themselves all the time bc well, it’s never reciprocated in the listening and engaging department. The circle of life
My Hazb-Inn AU!Alastor doodles! He’s so fun to draw :)

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The Ring of Fire:
A Murphy MacManus mini-series
From my request backlog:
Was wondering if you could do a Murphy × sweet innocent virgin reader smut. So basically murphy has a corruption kink and he corrupts her so bad (eg fingers her while wearing her purity ring on his finger, makes her wears vibrators in public, has a strict no bra rule etc) HE has the reader in such a chokehold that she is willing to do anything for him😃 ANYTHING.
No one sees this shit but I feel bad not tw sh stuff so, whatever tw
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Yk It’s weirding me out that I bled a lot this time but they don’t hurt like,, at all idk what that means, normally it’d sting like a bitch