"It is not a chore to love you, Danny," Maggie replied, her eyes narrowed in annoyance. Nobody (save, maybe, her late fiancee) knew her as well as the man sitting across from her, and, in that vein, nobody knew just how adeptly to bug the everloving shit out of her. See: his Hallmark comment. She rolled her eyes as he patted her shoulder. Still, at his excitement, she perked up. She nodded, listening to him spin his yarn, her brows lifting as she sunk her teeth into her lip while considering; it would be a hefty story, but they'd carried out more intricate— and far dumber—schemes before. "I think you might have just cracked it," she stated proudly, raising her class to his in admiration. "I've seen a Lifetime movie about this we can watch for inspiration. Which, like—you deign to judge me for my Lifetime movies when you're watching shit where no one can even kiss? Grow up."
"Oh, I know. Look at this face. It's almost too lovable." Danny replied triumphantly. He was the baby of the family, the dumber to Maggie's dumb, and so there had always been an inherent adorableness to Danny — it was innate. "Hell yeah! Score for Danny once again." He grinned, clinking his beer to hers before chugging it down. "I don't give a shit about the Bechdel test. I want explosions, I want guns, maybe some super fucking fast cars. I don't need any of that —" He considered his words. "... Stuff. I get dragged to the newest rom com with CJ like, way too fucking much. I have my standards, and my standards are just a lot of men blowing shit up."














