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i forgot to post this already but happy pride month to all of us queer witches out there !! and a reminder that you dont have to be afab or identify as a woman to practice witchcraft, it's open for everyone <3

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shitty witch tip #289

Make moon water in an empty coca-cola bottle as an offer to Dionysus

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people of #witchblrI have a question for you: how do you handle the scientific informations that comes from physics or psychology? How do you handle all the facts that destroy at the base your faith? Or is it just me? I have been attracted by the witch aestethic and it seems a cool way to reintroduce rituality in our modern world full of nonsensical routine. Yet, studying has brought me to the impossibility to develop faith. How much did you study? How do you manage to make room for faith? I'm here looking out for your opinions and experiences. Thank you :3

dankwitches

I completely understand where you're coming from! I'm a STEM major and even outside of my studies I'm still a huge science nerd. I just like to think that there's a science to magick, and magick is just science that we don't quite understand yet. I think witchcraft and science can co-exist. For example, I am on sertraline to treat anxiety and depression, but I also practice meditation and sometimes I'll use essential oils to calm down if I'm having a particularly stressful day. Additionally, the Earth and the Universe are tangible things, and as human beings, we are part of the Universe. So why not honor and worship nature since we are part of it and it is part of us?

Hope this helps!

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themirroredmoon

Tarot Spread: What in the Actual Fresh Fuck?!

Card 1 - “What in the”: Your current problem. Your focus. What is hindering you currently. Your challenge.

Card 2 - “Actual”: What about this challenge/problem is grounded in reality? Is it a tangible problem?

Card 3 - “Fresh”: Am I looking at this problem wrong? Am I going about this the wrong way? Do I need to see this with a ‘fresh’ perspective?

Card 4 - “Fuck”: What about this is wrong? Why is it wrong? What is making it wrong?

Card 5 - “?”: Do I need more info? Where do I need more info?

Card 6 - “!”: What can I do about this? Where can I take action? What changes can I make to solve this?

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You can have it all.🌛🌝🌜

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theskepticalwitch

*grabs you roughly* IT'S OKAY TO BUY LAB GROWN CRYSTALS, IN FACT IT IS BETTER BECAUSE THEY AREN'T BEING HARVESTED BY UNETHICAL LABOR. *starts to shake you* THEY ARE THE SAME THING AS THE NATURAL CRYSTALS! THEY ARE STILL SACRED AND THEY ARE GOOD BEANS! PLEASE STILL BUY THEM!

honeyglot

shirt that says “as above” and booty shorts that say “so below”

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First half of the zodiac squishmallows!

shittywitchadvice

shitty witch tip #228

find Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite. give them one (1) golden apple. what's the worst that could happen?

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✨Face Wash Affirmation✨

🔹 Materials: Scented face wash (scrubs work best) and moisturizer.

🔹 Open your pores with warm water. Call on Aphrodite or in some way dedicate the ritual to her. While scrubbing your face, making sure you get into all the nooks and crannies, say “I scrub out every impurity and imperfection leaving behind only flawless beauty.” Concentrate on the magickal properties of the scent of your wash being absorbed into your skin. Cup your hands under the water and rinse the scrub off saying “I am beautiful, my skin is flawless, I radiate beauty. All negativity and imperfections are washed away”. Dry off and apply moisturizer in circular motions saying “I seal in this spell. May my skin be soft, supple, and shine like the moon on the sea”. Thank the goddess and blow a kiss to yourself in the mirror!

Medication and Vaccine Sigils

Hello lovelies!

Sorry for the inactivity, at this point, y’all are probably used to it. I hope everyone is as happy, healthy, and safe as possible right now. I know I’m feeling more hopeful now that we have a new President, even though all the problems in America will not be fixed just by having a change of people in office.

I’m sure y’all know that we finally(!) have a vaccine for COVID-19, and I hope y’all are as excited for it as I am! My dad just got his second dose the other day, and my grandma and mom are in line to get theirs soon. I’m not sure when I’ll be able to get mine, but hopefully sooner rather than later since I live in university housing. I’ve been anxiously awaiting a vaccine ever since the pandemic broke out, and now that we finally have some in circulation, we can maybe finally put an end to the COVID-19 pandemic.

I created the sigils below, so that once you get your COVID vaccine, you can help charge it with energy. If you haven’t gotten the COVID vaccine, it will also work for any vaccine. I urge you to get your flu shot if you are able, and any other vaccines you may need, as well as continuing to take any medications you have prescriptions for. I want to remind you that:

WITCHCRAFT AND MAGICK ARE NOT SUBSTITUTES FOR MEDICINE.

Witchcraft and magick can help, but they are by no means replacements, especially during a pandemic. However, if you want to infuse some affirmational energy into your medicines, you can use one or both of the sigils I created. I especially need a medication boost sigil, since I’ve been having a hard time focusing on chemistry and I want to make sure my ADHD meds are as effective as possible.

Be safe, be smart, and I wish you all the best of health.

Love and light,

Sophia

audhdwitchcraft

Hey just wanted to remind everyone that if anyone online tells you that to be a witch you need to stop taking meds they are VERY wrong.

The only people who have the right to tell you what meds you need to stop taking is your doctors.

wildernesscraft

Gifts From The Past is a five-card spread designed for deep reflection with an emphasis on accountability and healing. Burn the past and plant seeds for the future (quite literally!). This spread is a great start to a new year or season.

(Text: Gifts From The Past - What to leave behind, and what to carry forward.

A New Beginning: Begin with 6 leaves, three of which should be dry enough to burn. As you go, summarize the outcome of each card or rune with a single word carefully written on each leaf.

1. A harmful outside influence or experience from the past year 2. Your greatest regret 3. A detrimental quality that has hindered you 4. The best personal choice or decision you have made 5. What others love about you 6. The step you should take toward future happiness and success

Burn leaves 1-3 in a small fire-safe bowl, and bury 4-6 outside in a garden or in a plant pot. Plant seeds or a sapling over the leaves to allow their essence to grow and take form.)

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Me: Ah, yes, I finish ritual with the traditional cakes and ale!

Me: *takes medication by mouth with water before going to bed*

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Quick rage post;

YOU DO NOT NEED TO SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON OFFERINGS FOR THE DEITIES, JUST GIVE WHAT YOU CAN AND THEY WILL APPRECIATE IT, AS LONG AS YOU PUT THOUGHT INTO AN OFFERING AND YOU THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS, THEY ARE NOT PETTY HUMANS WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH IT COSTS, WHAT REALLY MATTERS IS INTENT AND THE PERSONAL VALUE YOU HAVE PLACED ON AN ITEM, OFFERINGS ARE A GIFT CYCLE, AN EXCHANGE OF ENERGY, NOT AN EXCHANGE OF DOLLARS.

Anyway, stop telling people they need to give expensive gifts to the gods, what you have is enough.

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How did they find this photo of me?!

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