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Unkl Babs!:
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β βΒ Of course I remember that. Though, he didnβt finish is project on time. Blamed it on NIGHTMARES I thinkΒ ?Β Β He should probably visit the psychologist.Β β
The man suddenly Β p a u s e d Β , eyes narrowing a bit as his brow furrowed.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β βΒ β¦Does your school even have a psychologistΒ ?Β Β β
βProbably not. I heard itβs just the Principal in a different outfit.β
Temmie said in an unsurprising manner. Though, why should she be surprised? The school canβt even afford a real janitor. HerΒ βuncleβ has to use that as a disguise to get in free.
Suddenly, a Β t h o u g h t popped in her head.
βWhat if I get sent to the quote on quote Psychologist? I donβt want to sit in the same room for h o u r s while he just yells at me for the smallest things, Uncle Babs.β
Unkle Baba!:
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Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β βΒ I trust youβve finished your Β H O M E W O R KΒ already, you wouldnβt want the principal to yell at you. Though, Β knowing himΒ , heβll find a reason to do so ANYWAYS.Β β
βYeah? Oh right, I finished it!β
The child took her headphones off, relaxing them on her shoulders. There wasnβt anyone around, so Temmie spoke normally. Speaking in her idiotic language was just survival instincts. Have to get the kidsβ good side before Β Β Β e a t i n g them.
βPrincipal Nightmare always yells at us, remember that one time he yelled at that kid for being a woos?β
Undertale Headcannon: Temmie and the Tem Village
So, I was browsing the internet, and I discovered this picture. Unfortunately, I donβt know the artist, only a link to Pinterest.
The Tems here look a lot like Sphinxes, a mixture of Greek and Roman mythos. And, not to be a really big surprise to anyone, I love me my monsters. But this got my gears turning in my head, based upon what we know of the Tems, and their role in the Underground.
They run their own village, are really successful business owners, and can go to college and graduate within a really short time. But when the human (AKA the Player) shows up, they act all stupid right? Jokes, memey things, and acting like giant house cats as tall as the player.
As far as we know however, the majority of the Underground are not descendents of the monsters who first went down, but the original settlers and their families. So, it wouldnβt be too surprising that if the Tems are Sphinxes, that they would remember this (I believe I read that they had sharp memory and wit in the Greek tale, but I could be mistaken). And for the ones that can go to college in a day and graduate, Iβd take a serious gander that they would remember that humans are in love with cute things.
And as such, that would expalin the safer behaviors that they display. Thereβs no place to battle a Tem. They live in their isolated village, friendly and perceived as stupid by any invading human. But behind it, lies a facade of one of the smartest races in the Underground that plans on survinvg, whether a Genocide run or a Pacifist playthrough.
Also, Iβm gonna mention @tyrantisterror, as heβs one of the best monster afficinados around, and this seems to be something right up his alley. If thereβs anything else that could be added or countermeasured for such an idea, Iβd trust him to do it.Β
Tl;DR: Humans are known to be dangerous, and they act the way they do to survive being slaughtered, therefore hiding their intelligence from the rest of the (at least human) world as the most interesting side characters that we never paid attention to.
*puts tem in relaxation chamber* no
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* tem wuz clos elemnaten robut.
* hOI!! tem sekretem noaw!!!
*pets tem* don't worry, its only thunder. it can't actually hurt you, but don't tell the kids that ;)
* h-hoi..
HOOMAN!!!:
[β]β At first, Madotsuki froze in place when the little monster called out and went for her, in trepidation. She took a bit to actually have their speech sink in. Was that a speech accent?
the child looked down confused at the creature, but quickly her mouth began to twitch, then began to giggle.
βH- h- he- hey, easyβ! I- Iβm ticklish! Teeheeheeeβ!β
Madotsuki quickly flopped down on her knees not only to make them stop petting (And tickling) it but also in concern she would fall down if she laughed further. But hey, her head was pretty closer now, right?
Head spotted!! The small Temmie reached up and began petting, tail wagging happily How fun, this human was ticklish! For petting awhile, she noticed the human was wearing a sweater? The monster managed to wiggle herself inside and poked her head out from the same head hole. She had to wiggle her head about to get her other pair of ears to come out too.
* hOI! tem... comfie!!
And what a comfortable sweater it was! No wonder this human was wearing it. Perfect for when it gets chilly around here. All Tems wore a long sleeve shirt, but it doesnβt compare to this sweater!
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* awawa.... HOOMAN!! msut.... PET CUT E HOOMAN!!
The Tem wiggled happily at the human, raising her paws to give a pet. Though, being only a size of a Pomeranian.. It was pretty hard to pet the human on the head, but only to her knee. And thatβs what she began doing, using her tiny soft paws to pet the new human.Β
OONUR!!!:
The creature smiled excitedly at the sight of his beloved dog, it had been a good while since heβd last seen Tem, and being greeted by his companion was a very welcomed sight. Bending down to be closer to her, he reached out a clawed hand to scratch behind her ears as gently as he could.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β βΒ TemmieΒ !Β Β How wonderful to see you again. Iβd assume your getting Β H U N G R YΒ , noΒ ?Β Β β
* yEYAY!! TEM.... REDY 2 EET!
Tem vibrated(?), almost her face began slowly sliding off. The vibration made the bell on her collar make a soft jingle. Though, this was really normal, for whatever species she is. Temmies? Monsters? The world may never know.
* Tem... watz 4 oonur!! Tem... wana go hunten with oonur 2!!!
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* awawaH!! OONUR!!
Tem ran on all four of her paws, tail wagging, and hair flew as she ran. She stood up on her back paws and rested the front on his leg, just like a happy dog seeing their owner again. The excited monster was not only just happy for him, but also a bit hungry as well. Seems to be about hunting time, no?Β How Β Β p e r f e c t timing.
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* nnnNOOO!!! DUN B UPSETTI!! TEM SWERZ TEM WIL B GUD!!!
The small monster wagged her tail happily. Her master will be going out of town, possibly for another death run, so his friend will be taking care of her for the time being. She still doesnβt regret the last time someone wasnβt taking care of her. It involves lots of money and drugs, which she stillΒ has some in a secret safe.
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