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men that stay hard after nutting deserve a cookie

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

normalise telling men to shut up

being a human is so annoying all i do is spend money and be sad

Girls make the cutest whines when they want you to fuck them 

Gonna have a crush on someone that lives 5126 miles away. As a little treat

i genuinely dislike alot of the shit we've normalized

Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual