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Dating is so annoying. To be a match you have to make money but not too much money, be attractive but not too intimidating, you have to work out, you have to clean up after you shoot cum all over the wall you have to max all their hearts out and watch their cut scenes you have to not cheat on them with the little green alien that taps on your window every night you have respect their parents even when theyre out of line. Guys it is a lot. I cant do all that honestly. Im fucking the alien rifht now

I truly appreciate kindness. I appreciate a quick message, I appreciate those who ask me if I’m okay, I appreciate every person in my life who has tried to brighten my days a little.

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

Can’t decide if I need a hug or to be hit by a bus.

my tits are too pretty for this. for all these agonies.

Mutual who gives you 20 notifs in 10 Seconds my beloved <33

someone send me $50 for being pretty thanks

reblog to bite your mutuals /affectionate

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways