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🌱Earth spirits are just about the easiest ones to make contact with. Their forms tend to be less subtle than those of many fairies,and they generally stick to one place- so if you feel a location is haunted by these beings, it will always be haunted. Wherever anything grows, there will be a fairy to attend to it.

🌱 Earth fairies love gardens,and will gather round you while you are planting and watering. At the end of a hot day they exult when you get out the hose or watering can, and will dance among the refreshed flowers with glee. Often they do not like you weeding,though,so make sure you always do this with respect. Leave a patch of your garden to grow wild, for the fairies love this and it creates a space for all the plants that are unwelcome elsewhere- just because humans do not like them, this does not mean they do not have a valuable place in the scheme of things.

🧚 Method 🧚

To draw close to the gnomes,settle quietly in your garden or in a park,woodland, field, or hillside- close to a barrow-mound may be the most powerful place of all. Gnomes of the deep earth may be experienced in a cave or hollow,whereas others may be more of the flower- or tree-fairy types. Let your bare feet and hands make contact with the earth,mud or stone. Beat a soft rhythm on a drum,if you wish.

Be very still, relaxed,and quiet. Try not to see anything,because that will put you in the wrong frame of mind. Just be there, and be observant- these spirits do not show themselves in the ways you might expect, and seeing them can seem almost ordinary.

Be aware of any little movements out of the corner of your eye, for that is where spirits are often first perceived. An animal running in the undergrowth may also be a shy gnome in disguise. Look out for the face of the Green Man among the leaves, and watch flowers, for they can also be sweet faces, nodding and smiling.

To show they have drawn close to you, gnomes will often give you a tangible gift,such as a coin or a piece of jewelry. If you find this on your path,treasure it, for it is very lucky.

“From the first film I learned you can never do enough for other people, you know? And then this film he learns you have to do stuff for yourself to benefit others.” @therealjacksepticeye

Welcome to the community! We hope you enjoy your stay at what has been called our family and home. Here are a few guidelines to keep everyone happy and healthy, including our boy Sean!

We’re very nice here and we hope you can be that way too. That means no hateful anons or inappropriate rude comments

Especially no stealing art or writing or any other piece of creativity from anyone else. If you want to post it, reblog it. Or ask permission first to repost even if you intend on crediting the artist. If the answer is no or you don’t get a response don’t do it.

We love memes. All kinds of memes. Here’s a few templates!

Enjoy meming! We also have the two following memes going on which are Coca-Cola Zero sugar, same great Coke taste with zero sugar and an added hint of vanilla. And also the Jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here Comedy Live Show World Tour, do you have 90 minutes to go over it?

We have sagas of immolation called the egopacolypse where Sean uses cryptic hints and bull shit to set us ablaze with our seven Egos they are: Antisepticeye; a simulacrum demon glitch virus thing that kills, Henrik Vonn Schneeplestien; a doctor with a poorly adapted medical “real” doctor liscence, Marvin The Magnificent; a magician with corny tricks that don’t always work, Jackieboyman; a failed superhero, Chase Brody; a divorcee with an alcoholic complex and depression, Jameson Jackson a 1920’s mute who had his own silent movie, and finally Sean himself.

We are generally an understanding community and I’m sure a lot of us wouldn’t mind you to come to us with your problems. My DMs are always open, however, if you are in real danger of hurting yourself please refrain from putting it on everyone. Some of us can get triggered ourselves and we are not professionals. That being said there are places you can go. General Hotlines:

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Post what ever you’d like. Art, music, text posts, fanfics, updates and also remember no matter how many people follow you, you are still just as important as anyone else. No more or less. Sean himself puts himself at our level. Don’t put yourself or him on a pedastool. Just be yourself and treat each other with respect.

Never out someone. No matter how much you think it’ll help, it’s not ok.

Don’t force beliefs on anyone here.

Try not to post spam.

Jealousy is an emotion and emotions are valid, but don’t attack people if they get more attention from Sean. He’s one person. There are 22 million of us. If someone posts more frequently in the tag, he’s bound to see it.

That being said, don’t post just to get Sean’s attention. Post because you want to share. Getting his attention is nice but this is a community who all love interacting and sharing :)

Streams are fun, but we keep them just as nice there and spam free.

Don’t feel intimidated by bigger accounts. They’re more than likely very kind and willing to chat, again they’re no more important than you or anyone else here.

You’ll see a lot of references to PMA which means Positive Mental Attitude. It doesn’t mean forcing happiness or spamming others or shaming them for not being happy. No one is 100% happy all the time and that is ok. PMA is about trying your best everyday and being the best version of yourself that you can. If you’re having a shit day, have it, learn from it and try again tomorrow. Never be ashamed if you’re not happy all the time. No one is. Keep on fighting and stick in there!

Constructive feedback to Sean is more than ok but blatant hate gets nowhere. If you have concerns, express them politely and try to be understanding that Sean is doing his best, as are the rest of us.

We do monthly charity streams with pins and games. Its ok if you can’t donate and if you can, every dollar counts. Be sure to spread links and such with everyone you can!

with a caption like that, you KNOW i had to check the comments… only to find…

GODDAMN UPLOADED OBSERVATION WITH FUCKING GLITCHES AND SHIT RIGHT FUCKING ANTISEPTICEYE GODDAMN GLITCH NOISES AT THE END FUCK YO SHIT I CAN’T  EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT FUCK I JUST WATCHED THIS SHIT FUCK THIS MAYHEM SHIT MAN

MOTHERFUCKING DISCORD DICORD YOU PUT IN THE EGOS FUCK PUT IN THE EGO BOTS THIS TIME MOTHERFUCKIN ADDED THEM IN WITH HIS BARE HANDS FUCKING ACTING LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG AND SHIT MAYHEM

NO MAN I’LL JUST TALK ABOUT THE DISCORD SCREENSHOTS ALL DAY SHIT MAN YOU HAVE TO BE SO INTERESTED IN THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT DISCORD FUCK DUDE I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS A FEW MINUTES AGO FUCK MAYHEM MAN THIS IS FUCKING OVER THE COMMUNITY CRAZY 5 EGOS BOYS TYPING. MODS NOT KNOWING WHAT IS HAPPENING FUCK THIS GUY WHO STARTED UP MAYHEM AGAIN I DONT LIKE DYING I CANT THINK OF WHO THE FUCK STARTED MAYHEM AGAIN ALL I CAN THINK IS THE GUY WHO PLAYS THE EGOS WHO STARTED MAYHEM WHO THE FUCK STARTED MAYHEM AGAIN

intentional fearmongering and misinformation about domestic livestock doesn’t even hurt the big companies– yknow, the ones whose practices may actually be harmful. it hurts the family farmers, the local farms who actually put effort into caring for their animals.

are you one of those people mislead by peta and other biased sources? well, here’s some facts, from someone who works directly with sheep:

domestic sheep need to be sheared. they don’t shed like wild sheep– like literally, at all. if we don’t shear them, it just keeps growing. which leads to problems like heat exhaustion, the wool gets too heavy for them, it can grow up around their eyes and hold dirt & debris there and blind them. it matts and rips and is horrible for the animals.

shearing is not a violent process. at all. we demonstrate our shearing every year to the public and small children and it is not traumatic for anyone involved, esp not the sheep. here’s how it works:

when you get a sheep off balance, they freeze. its just how sheep do, if you throw off their equilibrium they’re just like “alright. this is my life now.” so the shearer wrangles the sheep, and as soon as they get her off her feet and either on her back or her bottom, they freeze. ours sits them down like people and its hilarious to see!

then, using electric shears that have the same safety features as the kind you use to shave people hair, the shearer shaves the fleece off in one big piece. they’ll move the sheep around to get to some spots, and when they’re done, they just let go and step back. the sheep stands up and toddles off, and viola! done!

just like with human haircuts, sometimes they get nicks from the razor. it’s never enough to warrant concern–its just like when you nick yourself shaving in the shower. it doesn’t hurt them much at all, happens very rarely if at all, and it heals within a day or two. sheeps’ skin makes lanolin, an oil that helps heal these minor wounds as well as keep their wool healthy. its used in a lot of our products as well– namely lotion!

we shear our sheep the first weekend of april. once a year, in that sweet spot so that they won’t be too hot in summer but it gives it time to grow back and keep em warm in the winter. you know the first thing our sheep do every time they get sheared?

they go to the nearest fence post and scratch all those itchy spots they couldn’t reach through their wool.

it is good, healthy, nontraumatic and helpful for humans to shear domestic sheep as long as its done correctly, which isn’t hard to do. if anyone tells you otherwise, they don’t know what they’re talking about.

Hidden in plain sight

It’s the biggest rumour I’ve seen float around and it really sucks. The fact that people who watch me think that I could even be capable of doing that disappointed me. I’ve been wondering for a while if I should even say something about it or not because it usually leads to even more speculation spreading but I hate seeing such a shitty lie being spread around about me.

But to stop it spreading any further I’m going to say this once for clarity. I did not cheat on Signe and I have never cheated on anyone in my life. I’ve been cheated on in my early twenties and would never do that to someone else. I don’t know where it started but I’m ending the rumour now.

I know people want a juicy story and because you don’t have all the info it’s easy (and fun for some even) to speculate how anything went down. Nothing crazy happened between us, I just wasn’t happy anymore and it wasn’t fair on anyone involved. 

Please be respectful of the people involved when they talk about these things and their relationships. We’re still people at the end of the day and we see basically everything you write.We just choose to share what we feel like sharing at the time, you will never have the full story so starting rumours makes things SO much worse. 

What I liked about it was the subtlety, cuz we’re used to somewhat spotable things right? But This was all character and expression work

I mean look at this

That change from kinda nice, a small twitch and then we have a not so nice boi looking at us. If that’s not amazing idk what it.

Cuz nothing indicated a change in character apart from that twitch. And like clockwork we immediately knew what was going on, at this point were trained to know on sight what’s going on.

And his words to us, telling us we HAVE to know what happens, WE have to watch to the end. Not because he wants us to, but because we need to see what happens. He’s got us figured out too, and that means we ain’t in control like we think.