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Sometimes I zone out so hard that I become aware that I’ve zoned and don’t feel like refocusing.

I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip

I’m so confused and disturbed and disgusted. What just happened here?

Can someone who’s actually good at Spanish please explain the dialogue?

@artistorsomething help

Soraya es la puta diosa. @artisticblast

Soraya is having a party. At this party, Nandito sneaks into Alicia’s room, and professes his love to her, Alicia likes Nandito too.  Alicia is Soraya’s stepdaughter and she happens to be disabled. Nandito is the son of Soraya’s ex-husband, who she’s still crazy in love with. Nandito and Alicia being together would probably cause Soraya’s head to explode. So it would be very bad news if Soraya found out about this romance. Soraya walks in on them, and totally freaks out. She proceeds to call her own stepdaughter a “disabled demon”. Soraya lunges at Alicia, but Nandito and the nanny stop her. Soraya overpowers both of them, and tosses them aside like a bunch of ragdolls. She grabs Alicia and shakes her violently, as you do in a traditional throwdown. Nandito finally gets up and tries to stop this madness, but Soraya slaps him. The nanny tries calling for help by shouting this: “THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY! SHE HAS THE DEVIL INSIDE HER!”She’s not totally wrong. While this is happening, Nandito tries restraining Soraya, but they knock over poor Alicia. Who apparently weighs 0.1 pounds.Nandito throws himself over the bed to make sure Alicia is okay. Nandito turns into an action Jackson. This dude in a suit shows up and he’s like, “Yo… What the heck?!”And instead of restraining Soraya, this dude goes to check on Alicia. Soraya lunges at the nanny and begins bashing her head against the wall.And knocks her out. It should be noted that some of the partygoers walk in the bedroom and watch the drama unfold… They do nothing to stop it. Nandito goes to check on the nanny to make sure she’s not… like… dead. Soraya screams, “If she’s not dead, i’m gonna finish killing her!!!”Why is the nanny getting attacked? Who knows. It’s never fully explained. Soraya tosses the dude in the suit and is like, “GET OFF ME, FOOL!” and happens to place her hand on a pair of scissors. Because… yeah. Soraya stabs Nandito in the arm! And in some distant location, Nandito’s mom, María (played by Thalia), feels her son’s pain. You can tell because María clenches her chest and makes a weird face. The dude in the suit takes Soraya into another room and he’s like, “You goin’ to jail now!”Soraya is like, “FRNJKSBIRCSKJB Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!”Meanwhile, Nandito is on the ground moaning about his stab wound “It Hurts! Ouch!”. And these fools are like, “Uhhhhhhhhhhh…”“This is a crime,” says the lady in gold. Oh God! Alicia yells at the partygoers to help out Nandito. She screams, “I can’t help him! I’m in a wheelchair!”Nandito just sits there and plays with his blood. Freaking useless. The partygoers finally get their stuff together and carry Nandito to a hospital, who apparently passed out. Soraya screams at her guests, “If you report me to the Police, i’ll kill you!” What happens in Soraya’s house, stays in Soraya’s house. In the end, after all that melodrama, no one in this scene helps out the poor Nanny…

im laughing so hard omfg

I cannot believe I watched 4 minutes of this horror-comedy. This feels surreal. 

I can’t believe someone took the time to translate that shit 😂😂😂😂