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eevielearnsfrench

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

markedbyx

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

danikore

Oui.

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Vine References

Steve: what the Fuck is up Kyle

Bucky: so no head

Tony: ThAtS My OpInIoN

Thor: Look at all those chickens

Natasha: Fuck ya chicken strips

Clint: Hi welcome to chilis

Wanda: Chris is that a weed

Pietro: what up I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

Vision: Wooow

Sam: Ms Keisha oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead

Peter: Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow

Bruce: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Loki: Im a bad bitch you can’t kill me

kcstles

“not all men-“

you’re right. t’challa wouldn’t treat me like this

danikore

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

aplpaca

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

asexualbrigadier

“YOU KNEEL BEFORE MY THRONE UNAWARE THAT IT WAS BORN OF LIES” IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SENTENCES I’VE EVER READ AND I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT’S ON A POST ABOUT BULLSHITTING ON ASSIGNMENTS.

danikore

This is how I get through my AP classes... by bs’ing my papers.

ehlockscreens

Like or reblog if you save, sweetheart x

danikore

Vibin’

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

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Not risking it

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hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

incorrectsmoshgames

Smosh Games + Textposts (2/?)

Person: What are you thinking about?

What i'm Actually thinking: Zendaya, an amazingly bold woman who slays everything she's in needs more credit in Spider-Man. She didn't have enough lines but she stole my heart and i need to see more of her in the next movies or else i'll die.

What i say: I dunno, movies and stuff.

Damien: I don’t need therapy, I have you guys!

Mari: We’re just as fucked up as you are. It’s like the blind leading the blind.

Wes: making my way downtown

Wes: walking fast

Wes:

Wes: walking slightly slower so my steps match with Boze’s because she’s short

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Flitz: *greeting Shayne and Damien* Sup gays.

Damien: Don’t you mean guys-

Flitz: Did I fucking stutter

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Aliens but they take shit too seriously

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

spacefaringviking

Human: Dude, when you hear this you’ll shit bricks!

Alien: *Eye tendrils flex* I-i-i’d prefer if you wouldnt tell me, thank you.

thereisnoneedtocallmesir

Human when it is hot: “I will fucking fight the sun”

Alien: “Please don’t. And you know that that isn’t possible”

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Human: “If you say that one more time I will kill you”

Alien: “REQUESTING BACK UP, THE HUMAN WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER, I DON’T KNOW WHY”

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Human: “Quit scaring me like that, you gave me a heart attack”

Alien: “Why aren’t you going to the hospital yet?”

lav-enderlemon

“Oh god when I show my parents my report card they are going to kill me!!!”

“CONTROL CENTRE YES WE NEED ALL EYES ON THE HUMAN’S BIRTHLINGS I THINK THEY ARE PLANNING A HOMICIDE-”

onceuponaphan-lockedtardis

I laughed waaayyyy too hard at the ‘eye tendrils twitching’

pigeonacademic

“Its raining cats and dogs!”

“I don’t see any of your domesticated animals falling from the sky..”

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“I could eat a horse.”

“But, that doesn’t seem possible due to proportional differences.”

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danikore

"I call BULLSHIT!"

"Who is this acquaintance of yours that is referred to as bull shit?"

Flitz: You're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late.

Boze: Jokes on you, I'm gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.

Flitz: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Sohinki: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Mari: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Damien: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when one of my cast mates dug their nails in my arm during bows.

Wes: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing my self with a pencil in the first grade.

Boze: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Lasercorn: I have a few scars on my arm from crashing my skate board.

Joven:

Joven: I have emotional scars.

Lasercorn: My own mother thought I was evil.

Lasercorn: She was right, of course, but it still hurt.

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Joven: *Raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Lasercorn down at the other end of the grocery store aisle* Do you want any chips?

Lasercorn: *Yelling at full volume* I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

Mari: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.

Lasercorn: Repeat that disgusting slander again, and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

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