Danielle

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

i’m so sick of the government reading but never liking my statuses

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

Im fucking dead

*pretends to be cool and chill but is actually constantly worried about the widespread death of bee populations*

“so articulate,” “that’s not a compliment.” soooo true lol

HE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLE I WANT TO SCREAM

Bitch I’m tryin to help you😭

brilliant

I legitimately thought this was individually wrapped vegetable slices and I was so mad about it

visualexaltation

I thought these were very odd dildos at first.