as autumn colors fall

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

happy first day of pride everyone

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.

Another good response to the "any questions" bit is to ask the interviewers what they like about working there. Shows interest in what it's actually like to work there beyond the propaganda of the advert and website, and hesitation or vague answers can be a red flag to pay attention to if you're in a position where you can turn down a job offer.

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually