Why would someone lie on the internet?

Hello valued customer,

We apologize for the recent confusing and alarming messages you may have encountered.. It really isn't fair to the consumer for you to endure such nonsense. The frequency this is being broadcast to is for jokes! Not fictional jibber jabber. We are currently attempting to remedy this problem, though it has proven persistent. Don't worry though! In a few days time, it will be gone for good.

Have a well-lit day!

//im so lost. I ventured outside with the intent of finding more food (not enough people smashed that mf like button) but I can;t find my way  back to the cave. im so tired. im so alone.

//its so cold here. I think I lost them. I don’t know where I am. I don’t know what’s going on. Smash that like button to give me 1 fish to sustain me through this endless winter