never forget

teasing a sub through their underwear - with your fingers or even better your tongue - is such a wonderful thing because it’s better than not getting touched at all but at the same time they keep whining anyway because now suddenly it’s not enough

“i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”

me, an intellectual: whom is she

Bottom left

well hurry and catch him before he gets to far away

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

Oh my god my heart actually exploded from this happiness.

Omg the last gif it waved back omg

So many people always seem to forget just how intelligent elephants are.

the elephant drew the other elephant. THE ELEPHANT ACTUALLY DREW THE OTHER MOTHERFREAKIN ELEPHANT 

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”