death (lol)

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

May all my mutuals have a life full of pasta and great sex. Amen.

Ladies, ladies, not all at once [blocking pornbots left and right]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

typical journal entry: [anger] [mourning] [expressing joy over the mundane] [regret] [longing] [regret] [anger] [what i ate today] [crushing loneliness] [wishing my friends well] [single line of poetry] [anger] [mourning] [list of goals] [list of fears] [list of tasks to be done] [goodbye]

ranging from "this is the most hope ive ever had" to "i am certain i will never again experience meaningful closeness" in a matter of paragraphs

Ngl I think most jobs should be illegal

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi