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sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

Im surrounded by people who are annoying and stupid and also people who are so much smarter and more hardworking than me and basically im going to die

Im like if an unemployed person had a job

handing out weird PDFs i saved years ago and never read to the trick or treaters

i was looking for a job and then i found a job!!!!!!!!!!!! and heaven knows i am miserable NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

i hope this email matches your freak